Cavernous Storybook CH6: Command and Conquer
CHAPTER 6: COMMAND AND CONQUER "_Attention, soldiers!"_ Jack spoke through the microphone, trying not to bust out laughing as he did so. "_I command every single one of you to take off all of your clothes and shake them until your wallets come out,...
Cavernous Storybook CH5: Bewby Trap
CHAPTER 5: Bewby Trap "So, I suppose this is it..." King whispered in disbelief as he, Jack, Mahin, Toroko and Arthur gazed upon the dauntingly enormous steel tower that lay before them. "This must be the base of operations for all of those accursed...
Cavernous Storybook CH4: Jail Turds
CHAPTER 4: Jail Turds "I would suggest we _never_ do that again." Jack groaned weakly as him, King, and Mahin all woke up in Jail Cell #2 of the Doctor's infamous plantation. "Indeed, it would not be wise." Misery smirked, suddenly appearing...
Cavernous Storybook CH3: Bubble Trouble
CHAPTER 3: BUBBLE TROUBLE "Alright, now let's see your weapons." Jack commanded everyone who had gathered in the Assembly Hall. "Lift them up!" "I got a butterfly knife! Dammit, I wanted an SMG..." Mahin complained. "I've still got my sword,...
Cavernous Storybook CH2: Unexpectedly Grave Consequences
CHAPTER 2: Unexpectedly Grave Consequences Of Stupidity Meanwhile, in the Assembly Hall next to the graveyard back in Mimiga Village, our main protagonists were having a far different discussion that, although certainly much less limited in its...
Other Side Of Summer III: The Wrong Body
When I heard about the changes that swept around the world, I got really excited. I mean, who couldn't be excited about the thought that the long held dream was coming true: people going to bed one night and then spontaneously acquiring animal...
Asteroids Among Us [Parody Lyrics]
For some reason my mind started thinking asteroids, so i created this parody lyrics for the first part of the song. any thoughts?
Hermaphrodite's Hermits - No Milk Today (Parody Song)
I always wanted to make a furry parody of classic song lyrics. never got further than this one ;) [to the tune of: herman's hermits - no milk today] no milk today, my vixen ran away. in memory stands her bust, a symbol of my lust.
I got a Werewolf Girlfriend; a music parody
This is the lyrics for a parody of steve holy's song "i got a brand new girlfriend" i don't own the rights to the song and i'm not good with music so i can't make an actual audio track or whateveri i hope you enjoy i got a werewolf girlfriend by me &
The Space Bimbo: Prologue
Anyway, enjoy the start of a series of a male bounty hunter getting shoved through dimensions to a porno-parody of his own universe...and getting tits. and a pussy.
The Ultimate Showdown of Old Godzilla
Old Godzilla was hopping around Tokyo City like a big playground when suddenly Godzilla burst from the shade and hit Godzilla with a bat grenade. Godzilla got pissed and began to attack, but didn't expect to be blocked by Godzilla, who proceeded to...
The Lion, the Witch, the Water Closet, the Pointy Sticks, the Beavers, the Archduke Ferdinand, and the Other Things that Happened
Back to the story at hand, this is a strange mishmash parody of the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe as well as lemony snicket's a series of unfortunate events. at least, it was intended to be.