The Ultimate Showdown of Old Godzilla
#5 of Poetry
Found a video that did just the first verse on YouTube, and I wanted to do the entire song, so I wrote it out here. Enjoy. There is some strong language.
Old Godzilla was hopping around Tokyo City like a big playground when suddenly Godzilla burst from the shade and hit Godzilla with a bat grenade. Godzilla got pissed and began to attack, but didn't expect to be blocked by Godzilla, who proceeded to open up a can of Godzilla, until old Godzilla popped out of the blue, and he started beating up old Godzilla until they both got flattened by old Godzilla, but before he could make it back to the bat cave, old Godzilla popped out of his grave, took an AK-47 out from under his hat, blew Godzilla away with a rat-a-tat-tat, but he ran out of zilla and he ran away, because old Godzilla came to save the day.
This is the Ultimate Showdown of old Godzilla: Good guys, bad guys, and Godzilla as far as the eye can see. And only Godzilla will survive; I wonder who it will be? This is the Ultimate Showdown of old Godzilla.
Godzilla took a bite out of old Godzilla like old Godzilla took a bite out of crime. Godzilla came back covered in a tire track while Godzilla jumped out and landed on his back, and Godzilla was injured and trying to get steady when old Godzilla came back with a machete, but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped: Old Godzilla took him out with his whip. Then he saw Godzilla sneakin' up from behind, and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find, 'cause Godzilla stole it, and he shot, and he missed, while Godzilla deflected it with his fist, and he jumped in the air, and he did a somersault while old Godzilla tried to pole-vault onto old Godzilla, but they collided in the air, then they both got hit by Godzilla's stare.
This is the Ultimate Showdown of old Godzilla: Good guys, bad guys, and Godzilla as far as the eye can see. And only Godzilla will survive; I wonder who it will be? This is the Ultimate Showdown of old Godzilla.
Godzilla sang out in immaculate chorus. Down from the heavens descend Godzilla who delivered a kick which could shatter bones into the crotch of old Godzilla who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain, as Godzilla changed back into Godzilla, but Godzilla saw through his clever disguise, and he crushed Godzilla in between his thighs. Then Godzilla the Gray, and Godzilla the White, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Godzilla, and old Godzilla, and old Godzilla, and Godzilla, and Godzilla, Godzilla, Godzilla, Godzilla, Godzilla, Godzilla, Godzilla, every single Godzilla, old Godzilla, and old Godzilla, zilla, zilla, zilla, old Godzilla, all came outta nowhere lightning-fast, and they kicked Godzilla in his zilla ass; it was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw with Godzilla looking on in total awe.
The fighting raged on for a century. Many lives were claimed, but eventually, the champion stood; the rest saw their better: Old Godzilla in a blood-stained sweater.
This is the Ultimate Showdown of old Godzilla: Good guys, bad guys, and Godzilla as far as the eye can see. And only Godzilla will survive; I wonder who it will be? This is the Ultimate Showdown (this is the Ultimate Showdown). This is the Ultimate Showdown (this is the Ultimate Showdown) of old Godzilla.