I got a Werewolf Girlfriend; a music parody
This is the lyrics for a parody of Steve Holy's song "I got a brand new girlfriend"
I don't own the rights to the song and I'm not good with music so I can't make an actual audio track or whateverI
I hope you enjoy
I GOT A WEREWOLF GIRLFRIEND by me
Verse 1
She said she had to scratch herself,
She's covered in fleas ya see?
Her main diet is other people,
And perhaps a baby or three.
When the full moon is out people run and hide,
I put on my running shoes.
She's already in killing mode,
And I tell ya she's no puppy ya see... I um
Chorus
I got a Werewolf Girlfriend!.
She's only nice when she's sleepin',
Go in the woods for the weekend.
Spent the whole day watchin' her tail wag
a thousand miles an hour
Playin' licky, licky, waggy, waggy,
Talkin' Wolfie wolfie about nothin',
Man, I musta been drinkin'
Because I see her chase her tail again.
I got a Werewolf Girlfriend!
Verse 2
She drinks her whiskey from a bowl not a cup,
She snarls when I leave the toilet seat up.
When she's PMS'ing, don't go near,
And PETA isn't welcome here.
When she gets hungry I let her out,
I'm hidin' shotguns, l hope she never founds out.
Her tail's waggin', her tongues hangin' out,
It makes me wanna shout....
I got a Werewolf Girlfriend!.
She's only nice when she's sleepin',
Go in the woods for the weekend.
Spent the whole day watchin' her tail wag
a thousand miles an hour
Playin' licky, licky, waggy, waggy,
Talkin' Wolfie wolfie about nothin',
Man, I musta been drinkin'
Because I see her chase her tail again.
I got a Werewolf Girlfriend!
Aroo!!!
Verse 3
She likes to carve our names in the trees,
She's hearin' things on the breeze.
She wants to stay around awhile I guess,
Atleast till the next full moon
I got a Werewolf Girlfriend!.
She's only nice when she's sleepin',
Go in the woods for the weekend.
Spent the whole day watchin' her tail wag
a thousand miles an hour
Playin' licky, licky, waggy, waggy,
Talkin' Wolfie wolfie about nothin',
Man, I musta been drinkin'
Because I see her chase her tail again.
I got a Werewolf Girlfriend!
Her love makes me live again.
I got a Werwolf Girfriend!