Just Once: Side Stories: Only If They Like It
Just recently, I met yet another person who made the first move, and who I was more than happy to please: some Cat lady named Beth. She just walked up to me on the street and told me that she was in heat and she needed to have sex with somebody. We...
Oh, College: the Pent-Up Gender Bender/Blender
As soon as they walked out the door, something happened with Albus and Dev. Albus got this strange wet feeling by his crotch, but it seemed to be INSIDE of his genitals. He looked at and felt the bulge in his pants, and asked out loud, in front of...
Just Once: Side Stories: Body-Positive
This story is about yet another noteworthy woman who considered me worth her time. I'll get around to tell the stories of the men I had sex with in a way that left way more than just the sex to talk about, but later. This woman was extra special...
Zombies are Wankers: the RV
LAST TIME ON ZOMBIES ARE WANKERS: Goodbye, safe-ish survivor colony. Everybody woke up very late in the morning, having no alarm clock to wake them up, nor any obligations for them to get up to fulfill, other than surviving. Albus and Morry were...
Oh, College: Side Stories: Horsecock Joe
This is fucking hilarious if you have Morgan Freeman's voice as the narrator. Trust me. This story is about Joriel Samaeus, aka Horsecock Joe. The story starts about a year before Albus enters college. Joe is single and broke, but lives with a female...
Just Once: Side Stories: Albus's Dream
An interesting thing to note is that the passage of time in a dream is different from the passage of time in real life. It can be faster, or it can be slower. Another thing to note is that Albus Kane's dreams are, by default, complex in narrative and...
Just Once: Side Stories: the Feminist
Just as a heads-up, this is from the perspective of Albus Kane. This takes place in between two episodes I will publish in the near future There's one person that I felt like I really had to talk about right now: someone who goes by the name of Taera...
Just Once: "writer" is not responding, please wait
Throughout the whole week, I've felt like I've been going insane. Starting yesterday, during part of the day, I feel uncomfortable and get all twitchy when I don't imagine being a woman, but after a while, it goes away, and COMES RIGHT THE FUCK BACK!!!...
Oh, College: "writer" is not responding, please wait
Throughout the whole week, I've felt like I've been going insane. Starting yesterday, during part of the day, I feel uncomfortable and get all twitchy when I don't imagine being a woman, but after a while, it goes away, and COMES RIGHT THE FUCK BACK!!!...
Backstories: Albus Kane (ZaW)
NARRATE THIS WITH MORGAN FREEMAN'S VOICE, EITHER IN YOUR HEAD OR OUT LOUD IF NEED BE It all started when Albus was 10. He got his first erection from looking at his teacher for math and now sex-ed, a female Bunny with cream-colored fur named Ms....
Zombies are Wankers: Never Mind Settling Down
LAST TIME ON ZOMBIES ARE WANKERS: "YEAH! We fought off ALL the zombies and now we're completely safe for a while!" -Albus Kane, being wrong After the first round of zombies was killed and turned into fertilizer, the alarm rang again. Whereas last time...
Just Once: the Morning After
Albus, Jem, Farrah and Damien were sound asleep, having fucked each other to sleep (because you can actually do that or something) when, at noon, they were awakened by the smell of delicious, calorie-tastic mini-pancakes and even more delicious, even...