What I would have done on Totodile Day

Okay, so I do have an alligator OC, Nugget Bust from the series "The Critters Lose," which is an unstarted project (notice a theme here?) inspired by my dislike of "Over the Hedge." Nugget Bust is a lazy gator who sometimes goes out to farm but...

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Knock at the Door

"see ring makes food for mimic in the morning, where was my food ya lazy bum?" "i asked you if you wanted anything, but nope you went back to snoozing, you lazy ass." he shrugged in a sarcastic tone.

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The Dream

This is based off of a dream i had last night the dream \*\*\* i woke up this morning the usual way, dragging my lazy ass out of bed.

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The Third Day of Christmas

Jake shriveled back into his sheath before laying down and going to sleep like the lazy ass he is. i was stuck there, stuck, and tired, and filled with cum... it was about 4.a.m... ten more days until christmas...

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The Stereotypes return...

"you fucking lazy ass furfag, animal fucking, pedophile, molesting furry! go die in mutha fuckin hell where you belong!" the girl in the fursuit literally sweatdropped as the furry hater continued his insults.

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Needs

They had promoted leonard, too, that lazy bum. younger, better looking, of course, and can wriggle himself out of any situation.

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Growing Up Gay In Highschool: Book 1:

"hey dude, did you manage to get your lazy ass out of bed" regis laughed.

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Growing Up Gay In Highschool: Book 1:

"hey dude, did you manage to get your lazy ass out of bed" regis laughed.

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How To Howl - A Poem

You an' your lazy ass what the fuck, just get it right, right?

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All the Little Things Chapter X!

The final copy will hopefully be finished soon if i can get my lazy rear to complete it. it will be cheap to purchase, maybe 6 bucks i'm thinking. it will be a digital download either on amazon or somewhere else.

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My Fox

This is from valentine's day and i'm a lazy bum so i'm posting it now. hope you like my poem anyway. ps-if anyone cares i added more to my story called the odd couple. i don't know if it shows up as a new story or not so i'm mentioning it here.

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