What I would have done on Totodile Day
#9 of Dumb Stuff I Wrote on the Fly
A thingy from my yonder upcoming novel, "The Critters Lose."
Okay, so I do have an alligator OC, Nugget Bust from the series "The Critters Lose," which is an unstarted project (notice a theme here?) inspired by my dislike of "Over the Hedge."
Nugget Bust is a lazy gator who sometimes goes out to farm but usually just watches wrestling. Quick thing: "The Critters Lose" is about a bored, retired proffesor who imports a bunch of wild animals into his neighborhood so that he can go hunting. Welp, as it turns out, when that backfired on him, the proffessor imported a bunch of animal control specialists to come along and help him round up the chaos he let lose on the neighborhood. The main animal is named "Racer Rabbit," who wants to find the fastest vehicle and use it in a race. But this isn't about him. It's about Nugget.
Yeah, so, Nugget is there, watching wrestling as usual, being nagged by his stoolpigeon wife (yes, there is interspecies romance here). After she gets tired of nagging, she goes to answer the door, which has been ringing inscessantly for the past five minutes. A pokemon tranter throws his ball in her face. She temporarily escapes, but he hits her with a pogo stick while a totodile chews on her leg. Nugget sees this as more interesting than the lame WWE plotline going on, so he sets up his chair and watches it instead. Eventually, trainer encapsulates Gregette and then turns on Nugget, who goes in easy-peasy because he's too lazy to put up a fight.
Inside the pokeball is a barn with a tv with video game. The pokemon are playing a "clapping simulator. Nugget is annoyed at the easily entertained nature of the bunch, so he picks a fight with a bear thingy and they all dogpile on him. The next time trainer wants to duel, he loses because all his pokemon are tired out.