You're in suburbia,
not aetolia.
don john of austria
has seen you get corn-cobbed.
st gilbert, in his heaven, would not best impressed.
(don john of austria was not as you have guessed.)
It's outskirts surrounded by miles of suburbia and then forest. the sky is always buzzing with the constant aerostat traffic
and searchlights guiding them away from the skyscrapers.