Fakeman AMA

#15 of things that are not stories ask me things. all of the things. my name is fakeman. my hobbies include writing furry porn, playing board/tabletop/video games, cooking, reading, and making music.

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Tick Tock ~ Chapter 1

That was the only thing to go through her head, over and over, as she flew through the air, a long stream of scarlet flowing through the air. her eyes slits, she fell to the ground, legs crumpling feebly.

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A Child's Folly

I sometimes miss being a kid, but i also wonder how exactly i survived the whole thing. marching men in rows meet inglorious ends as a boy carelessly sends them all to heated bowls.

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In the mean time.

The thing about having fur in a shower is that you have to rinse and bathe every inch. so from my hairline to my tailtip to my feet i run delicate paws over, caressing almost the lithe beauty i find in my body.

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Halloween Special: The Thing

"don't say things like that peter. we're in over our heads right now. that would be the last thing we need." peter flipped through the red binder, coming to the end of the flight log.

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The Little Things

#22 of poetry, both old and new it's always the little things, that either make us feel joy, anger, fear or pain. it's always the little things that make us want to find them again. it's always the little things that set you off.

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Your Name Is: Skúmálfar - Chapter 01

The huntsman knows everything this thing says is a riddle or some esoteric nonsense, reasoning with it is useless, but she couldn't help but try one thing, one last time.

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Into the Depths Part 7

I only care when things around me and things in me break down. the lesson i can learn is the one i should have listened to from myself from the first suggestion of it when i started writing it. this is, why do others need to know it?

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New Feelings: Entry #2: Oh life, why hath thou forsaken me?

Instead, i did the next dummest thing; i texted him again, for a last time, simply asking : **dude....u there?** once more, nothing. "well," i thought to myself, "at least i'll have something to write about in my journal tonight."

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Untill I find a better name... Part 1

The second thing to catch his eye was a large, , metal table in the middle of the metal room, standing about five feet off of the ground. but the first thing that caught his eye, was himself.

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Inqu pt.2

But like most new things it brought a lot of stress and unwanted anxiety.

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The Thing In Your Bed (F/M)

"it's, it's not a thing i, um, oh god i'm sorry," he clutched his face, "it's a...an earth thing, you say something nice, and if the other person likes it, they say 'thank you' and they feel nice, does that make sense?"

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