Fakeman AMA

All of the things. my name is fakeman. my hobbies include writing furry porn, playing board/tabletop/video games, cooking, reading, and making music. have any questions about me or what i do/think/eat/feel/like/hate? ask them.

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Tick Tock ~ Chapter 1

"yeah, yeah, i know, but i still get the thing, right?" she asked, eyes shining. he attempted to hold his stare, but lowered his head and chuckled. "yeah, alright." he laughed, grinning. cream cheese gleamed brightly as the wolf nimbly stepped past her.

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A Child's Folly

Marching men in rows Meet inglorious ends As a boy carelessly sends them all to heated bowls. A mishap with fire as he melts them down, to fill molds hand-grown. Mother comes in, face most dire: "Well that's what ya get for settin' yerself...

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In the mean time.

the thing about having fur in a shower is that you have to rinse and bathe every inch. so from my hairline to my tailtip to my feet i run delicate paws over, caressing almost the lithe beauty i find in my body.

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Halloween Special: The Thing

Gunfire and screams sounded out in the camp as the survivors spotted the thing and opened fire on the most visible form of clear and present danger.

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The Little Things

It's always the Little things That set you off. They make you angry, They leave me hanging; It's always the Little things That make me think; They twist my Mind, Both yours and Mine And take us To the brink. It's always...

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Your Name Is: Skúmálfar - Chapter 01

A flash of flames as the crimson cloak of the thing set alight, it stands up in shock, as bullets and firearms detach from whatever kept them on the figures person.

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Into the Depths Part 7

"the thing is. i don't know what i want in a relationship with a girl of your level. i haven't had many g/f's or went out with many people, so am very inexperienced in the dating scene and with gurls.

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New Feelings: Entry #2: Oh life, why hath thou forsaken me?

**_Hey there, me again. Uhmm....I'm not really sure what to write today, I mean, I've actually let a day pass before writing this...That's worth something,right? I think it is. Mainly because now I don't have to worry about Elliott seeing my entries...

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Untill I find a better name... Part 1

-the thing backed away slightly to be in full view, tail swishing at the air as it spoke-'...am...'

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Inqu pt.2

I pack my backpack with my school books ant lunch. _I hate Mondays..._ I think to myself as I wince and put my back pack on, my body still sore from the weekend. I pant lightly and sigh as I head to the car and climb in. "Everyone have their seat belt...

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The Thing In Your Bed (F/M)

The quiet rumbling of a van rolled past the window, as the thing in james' bed slept peacefully beside him.

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