Just Once: HOUSE HUNTING!

Jem asked the real estate agent, some effeminate-looking red-with-orange-spots gecko with a suit-and-tie with a metrosexual pride armband and a posh british accent, wearing harry potter glasses. "oh, that's quite simple.

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The Creep

He's a little taller and amore lean like most felines, but doesn't seem to share conor's metrosexuality. not that the handsome kitty needs to do much to look good in the first place. i can sense something between them.

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Chapter Two

** me: well he might be a metrosexual; however, if you've come to suspect this then maybe he is. you should be able to know the sexual orientation of your boyfriend and not have any doubts about.

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“Grandma, there’s a wolf here for dinner…” Part 6

"a metrosexual werewolf?" i asked incredulously. "i'm gay. you expect me to be some hairy sasquatch that doesn't care for his body?

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Goldenmane Chapter II - The Curse of The Deathcock

All it took was displaying a little vulnerability; who knew the metrosexual touch would work. then the final unveiling, as his calvins joined his pants. he stood, erect and proud, waiting for the inevitable applause.

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Blitz Gets It...

The stench of his own bo was so strong that the often metrosexual road rover couldn't stand his own scent any longer.

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Chapter Two

Although she was very annoying chatter box, she knows fashion better than the average metrosexual, so i'd need her help. i shot her a text and she replied, saying that she'd be happy to go shopping with me.  

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Life is Kind #1

He was a bit of a metrosexual. really knew how to dress himself unlike most straight guys michael knew. pair that hair with his own sweet cream colored fur and he was fucking delicious. god, he was such a package!

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A Homo, a Hetero, and a Metro Walk Into a Bar

Some genius came up with the term "metrosexual," which confused the hell out of me. i mean, where on the kinsey scale or in the masters & johnson manual does it say that a straight guy can't like show tunes?

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Sly as a Best Man

That couldn't possibly have been her plan, to marry sam for stuff and then divorce him for some metrosexual freak? despite his shock, wade was still a werefox.

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The Aesir Pantheon

Her children are a diverse lot, ranging from feminist activists to stay-at-home mothers, from sensitive metrosexuals to lumberjacks and miners.

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The little comic book shop of horrors 2

"is that a metrosexual thing?" he asked. "no," i replied, "it means pampering myself from time to time and i have to hide this from that brute." "torin?"

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