The lift headed towards the 9th floor without stopping, its progress efficient and swift. The stallion grunted in disappointment; trust the lift to work the one day he most wanted it to break down. He had no idea what the meeting might be about, but...
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Stop denying it colt...you want to go all daniel craig to my judy dench, don't you..."
"um...no...really..."
she walked round to her employee, lifting his chin with a finger.
"it's ok colt. i can forgive you...just this once.
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Or perhaps, better yet, daniel craig with his budgie smugglers? screw the budgie! we were talking about full blown eagle!
"what you gigglin' about, naughty?"
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White, my name is daniel craig with sarwayavahandienelson law firm, armarillo, texas, united states. we need to see--"
"pause."
"sure, deleting. to undelete this message, say 'undelete this message'." a pause.
"undelete this message."
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Well, sean connery _is_ an allosaurus, one of several reasons why he's a better bond than daniel craig, but i digress.
i step off the plane and sniff the air, immediately receiving a plastic lei around my neck.
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When you go watch a modern bond film, are you unable to watch it because daniel craig's up there instead of connery?"
"really?" clara looked at me unimpressed.
"be it shaede or clara inside that suit, it's still désirée on the outside.
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It's a niche market but i predict it will take off when the next daniel craig movie comes out."
"we have a code of conduct that prohibits our members from engaging in unsavoury activity." silver declared.
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