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Avi p.o.v

After a captivating victory on a multiplayer round in Call of Duty: Ghosts, I got bored and tried to come up with something entertaining to do. I got up and began pacing back and forth across my room trying to conjure up an engaging activity that would pass the time. Nap? Nah I'm not tired though. Youtube? No that won't work I already caught up on all my subscriptions. Watch TV? No I don't like TV. I fell onto my bed, sighing. There is nothing to do! I rolled over and saw my phone when an idea popped into my mind. I grab my phone and unlock it, and then I go to my messaging app and go through my list of contacts until I finally found someone who I wanted to talk to.

Me: Hey

Merissa: Hey Avi how are you?

*Me: I'm bored af. I need you to entertain me *

Merissa: Aww well I won't let you down, for my name isn't Britney Stanley

*Me: But it isn't silly :p *

Merissa: I know ^.^ Ian hasn't texted me today and today is our one year anniversary. I hope he didn't forget it. You remember who Ian is right?

I searched deep within my memory bank and tried to remember who her boyfriend was suddenly I remembered. He tried out for basketball last year because his old man wanted him to try out but boy did he suck! When the coach told him to dribble the ball he dribbled with his feet, and I was glad he did not join the team. I don't know him a whole lot he runs in with the soccer crowd while I'm with my basketball clique. The only thing I knew about him was that was dating my good friend Merissa and that was about it. We have never talked to one another before.

Me: Yea I remember who he is, and he would have to be moron to not remember you guys' anniversary.

** Merissa: Do you think he's gay?**

I looked at my phone again to make sure I wasn't misreading what she texted. Ian? Gay? Besides from parting his hair to the right and putting too much time into his physical appearance, I don't think so. What makes her say this about her boyfriend?

Me: Well I mean he plays soccer

** Merissa: Avi, I'm serious. Do you?**

** Me: I don't know. I don't have the best gaydar, and I don't know him well enough have a clear verdict. Give me a quick synopsis of him**

** Merissa: Well, first off he's energetic. Like way too energetic. He does the hand motions and he talks like a girl, always gossiping when it's just me and him together. He always gives me sassy comebacks to use against someone, and you know his dress. He does manly things like martial arts and his voice is not effeminate, but I worry about him. When I look into his eyes when we're together having the time of our lives, he seems to be sad, like he's hiding something. Like he loves me as friend but that's it; he's just doing all of this to keep me happy and not us. I worry about him Avi**

I begin to think about all the information I just obtained and try to come up with a verdict for Ian. Sure enough, I use the teachings from our school's Gay-Straight Alliance to give me wisdom.

** Me: Well he might be a metrosexual; however, if you've come to suspect this then maybe he is. You should be able to know the sexual orientation of your boyfriend and not have any doubts about. I go by straight until proven gay, which I know is heterosexism, but that's how I prevent myself from being hurt and embarrassed when I'm looking for a boyfriend. **

** Merissa: Well now all we have to do is confirm my suspicions. He's usually in the woods by the park at this time of day. I know he probably doesn't know that it's going to rain so he's probably going to get stuck out there. You've told me about your little hideout in those woods, so I have a mission for you. I want you to locate Ian and take him to your little cave. Present yourself as friendly and nonthreatening to him. Once he gets comfortable with you, I want you play a few moves on him. You are a handsome wolf, so use it to your advantage. I now commence Operation Frozen Tundra as a go, double-o seven. **

** Me: I don't think we should rush it, let find himself by himself, with no outside interference. He'll find his sexuality and if he is gay let him come out at his own time. I still don't think he is but I'll do this for you I have nothing else better else to do. And why is it called Operation Frozen Tundra? There isn't Tundra for thousands of miles here.**

** Merissa: Because it's freezing outside and that rain is going to make it colder. And if he is I'll let him come out at his own pace, I just want to be sure that he is someone I can spend the rest of my life with without him being depressed because he's living a lie when we're married. Help me Avi Moore, you're my only hope.**

I toss my phone on the bed and get up to put on some green camo shorts, my converse socks along with my high-top converse shoes. I walk over to my dresser and pick up my shark tooth necklace I got when I was in Cali, a token of good luck as I've learned. I'd look like a total survivalist dork it I got rid of the converse and replaced them with boots. I walked downstairs and came across my parents. "Where are you going?" dad asked. "Just for a walk to clear my head and breathe in some fresh air," I replied. "You're going out in that?" mom inquired as she examined my naked chest. "It's cold outside and it's going to rain soon." "This is what Vladimir Putin does in Russia and he is a complete badass, unlike that mutt in office over here. I wish Hilary was elected so many things would've gone right if she was in office from the '08 election," I returned. "That may be true, but give him a chance he's trying honey," she replied. "Don't be out too late!"

I turn and leave my house to enter the woods for Ian. I decide to take the mainstream route and enter through the park's main entrance. I walked through the park and saw little kids playing on the playground and people in rowboats in the distance fishing. I turn to the trail and began walking down it, searching for that pink wolf. After awhile I begin to veer of trail in search for him but no luck. It's been about an hour, and I was about to give up when I heard thunder roar and a cold wind blowing against me. I turn and look to the sky and notice that rainclouds are moving in fast. Then out of nowhere I see him running, wearing an Avenged Sevenfold jacket and a Nyan Cat t-shirt. Suddenly it started raining as I ran on a collision course with him. We crashed into one another and I got a glimpse of his emerald eyes staring into mine. I was stunned by his beauty and took in every inch of him putting it away in my memory bank for "safe keeping". Now if only his personality matched his good looks then he'd be a suitable boyfriend. I know he's Merissa's boyfriend but I just can't help myself. A smirk creeps on my lips. Operation Frozen Tundra is a go.