Vexen's Own Story! Part 4
It was as I was nearing the forgotten number of steps in my floppy and yet painful belly flopping down them stairs, that I came to realize that I had the ability to roll to my right, or my left, but I went with right anyhow, as I flew off the stares,...
Vexen's Own Story! Part 3
Written By Vexen As it sometimes happens when time is skipped in between chapters, now was one of those times. Me and Samuel L Jackson had been seated on a plane, him being a celebrity we got the best of seats, on either side of us were two very large...
Vexen's Own Story! Part 2
Written By Vexen Alas! It was the afternoon now, my delightful breakfast eaten and the hour of adventure was about. "Quick Watson! We must find ourselves a mystery to solve!" I cheered as me and Watson bolted to our VW hippy van, setting off into the...
A Quick Piece Of History
Written By Both Vexen and Kiyotoe Lazily opening my eyes, I groaned as the sound of thumping continued. It had just started a few minutes ago, but it was really starting to become quite bothersome and annoying. _I swear to the gods of that's a Mormon...
Vexen's Own Story!
Written By Vexen "Ya' know, everyone seems to have their own story these days, or comics, or movie, or show, or facebook account, or a blimp." I said, flopping down on the sofa we had finally hauled in up those damned staircases. Hate stair cases. ...
When Your Lucky Enough
Written by Kiyotoe _I'm going to freeze to death I'm going to freeze to death!_ Was all that Lavii could think of. He had been padding through one of the roughest blizzards he'd seen, and was sure if he didn't find some kind of shelter soon, he would...
The Story Of: That One Time
Written by Vexen It was a time of intimacy, to one side, a stallion had been getting groped by the sphinx that lay atop him, teasing away as she always did. To the other side, a shepherd and a husky, the shepherd atop the other as he poked and...
In The Land of Ancients: Chapter 1
Written By Kiyotoe Based On The Game Dark Souls In the Age of Ancients, the world was unformed, shrouded by fog. A land of grey crags, archtrees, and everlasting dragons. But then there was Fire. And with Fire, came Disparity. Heat and cold, life...
How I Learned To Use Distraction and Annoyance Positively
Written By Vexen Have you ever felt it was absolutely necessary to do something that would get you into a medium amount of trouble, like annoying the staying power out of a parasitic con artist? Often your children will know if a temporary resident...
Little Red Riding Bimbo
Written By Vexen Alas, it was a jolly morning, the sun was out and shining, the birds and forest animals were singing, and little red riding hood had just got in her mail, a new set of lingerie that would make her birdies twirl. Dressed in a lively...
In The Land of Ancients: Chapter 4
Written By Kiyotoe "So, how's it fit?" Amy asked, perching herself up atop a broken pillar. "Well, it's a bit loose, but that's not a problem since I can use the rags I came here in as a belt for now." I grumbled, trying the tattered cloth into a...
In The Land of Ancients: Chapter 3
Written By Kiyotoe Before I made contact with the demon, my yell had drawn its attention up to me. I grinned, driving my blade between its eyes as I landed on its face. Lucky I had a firm grip on the blade as I lost my footing, hanging by the handle...