A Good Enough Christmas Story
asterbury twisted free and turned around, speaking out of his ass like ace ventura. "i agree with asterbury! no one wants to read-pppppppffffffftttttttttttttttt!" asterbury jerked upright. "oops!
Revaramek the Resplendent: Chapter Twenty Eight
asterbury smirked. "quite." he crooked his fingers at the va'chaak. "knife." rekrek pulled a knife from a belt strap, and passed it to the urd'thin. asterbury peered at it.
Coyote Fools Day
asterbury offered an innocent smile. "what booby-traps? say, old buddy, won't you be a treat and get your best friend asterbury an egg nog out of the fridge?" "they don't make egg nog for easter." asterbury blinked. "really?
Jingle All The Coyote
He glanced over to asterbury. "say, you wanna take that out of the hall?" "oh sure, old pal." asterbury pulled open a closet door.
Revaramek the Resplendent: Chapter Fifty Four
A storm that sang for asterbury. while asterbury savored the sound of an entire world bowing before his power, revaramek sprang. with claws and teeth bared, he leapt at asterbury, snapping for his throat.
Revaramek the Resplendent: Chapter Seventy Seven
It stopped in an instant, inches from asterbury's leg. this time asterbury sighed, shook his head, and then stomped revaramek's forepaw into the mud.
Revaramek the Resplendent: Chapter Forty Five
The village on the hill was far behind them, and now she needed shelter until asterbury recovered. asterbury stirred and murmured in her arms, pressing himself to her warmth.
Revaramek the Resplendent: Chapter Seventy Eight
asterbury turned back around, tilting his head. "if you're not going to brace yourself, i'm just going to do it." even before revaramek could reply, asterbury flicked his hand through the air, and everything spun into a churning blur.
A Very Delusional Christmas
asterbury gave a cheerful laugh. "guess that's egg on old asterbury's face, huh? we'll be talking about this one for ages!
Revaramek the Resplendent: Chapter Seventy Nine
_ the only time he'd ever been a step ahead of asterbury was when he brought him here. and now? now asterbury had years to plan this. how could revaramek possibly come up with a trick, a loophole that asterbury hadn't already thought of?
The Dragon in the Dungeon: Reimagined: Volume One: Damn That’s a Long Story!
Oh, and asterbury was there, too. he was the comic relief, only he was also a total badass, and he was dressed like a pirate fucked a box of crayons. "hey!" asterbury snarled, flourishing his technicolor douchecoat.
Revaramek the Resplendent: Chapter Sixty Nine
Without asterbury to deal with, maybe they could even make peace with the rest of the marsh's inhabitants. "asterbury." when he murmured the name aloud, it left a bitter taste on his tongue.