The Dragon in the Dungeon: Reimagined: Volume One: Damn That’s a Long Story!
Val gave alia l. jackson the finger. "i know you are." alia popped some gum in her mouth, chewed it for a while. everyone stared at her.
A Good Enough Christmas Story
"you gotta keep _both_ eyes open, alia l jackson." "i know you are," alia l jackson said, taking the chewing gum out of her mouth, and sticking it to whore shark's nose. "but what am i?" "eaten by a fucking shark!"
Coyote Fools Day
"is it alia l jackson and her hip young squad from the last april fool's story?" alia l jackson spat out the gum she was chewing. "i know you are." she moved her eyepatch from one eye to the other, and stuck her used gum into her own eye.
Jingle All The Coyote
alia l jackson, out. oh, side note, the author totally saw santa the other day. he was riding atop a fire truck! that was totally bangin'. that's what the kids say these days, right? totally bangin'? a slammin' jammin' salmon mammon crammin' santa?