Mario's Erotic Elephant Escapades

Disclaimer: i do not own super mario bros, nintendo does! if they take this down, it is canon. mario was strolling through a forest inside of the mushroom kingdom, minding his own business until he stumbled upon a fruit.

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Bowser in The Shower!

I love playing super mario bros so much, but i have more sympathy for bowser than mario or luigi. i that thought bowser was a cute and sexy turtle dragon. but one day, i finally got to meet him...in my shower. i had a long day and i needed a shower.

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Jumping on the Trend

Hypr Cat was waiting patiently at his house. A trusted acquaintance was going to meet him to drop off a Mario costume. He didn't know why but the internet was blowing up about Mario, lately. Regardless, he thought he'd join in on the fun. After what...

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The Yoshi Mask

There was quite a few hidden gems in there: super mario bros, zelda, tennis... "these games look pretty good!" sid just shook his head. "i got rid of my nes ages ago paco. i don't know why this is still here. "aw.."

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local69

As the following ad is read, footage of super mario bros. 1 is super-imposed over the images of people feigning pain, discomfort, and gastrointestinal distress, as you might see in a typical commercial for prescription medication.

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1-Mission Start!

Game and finding new super mario bros. 2! i took a while to admire the basic enemies and other things inside, forgetting about what i was supposed to do for quite a while, which was save hubert.

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So Close (Bowser Day Story)

Story © me nommzer © nommz kwandrio © me super mario bros. and all references to the game and characters © nintendo co, ltd.

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Origins

Drops dripped from the eaves of the houses as rik sat on his sofa, the wii u gamepad buttons clicking under his fingers as he figured out where to place the boo in his new super mario bros. u level.

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What Can't a Magikoopa Do? (Super Mario Bros. Fanfiction)

Bowser quietly groaned as he sat at his throne. "What should I do," he quietly asked to himself. A group of scenarios played through his mind, but things did not click at first. He then curiously looked at a newly recruited Magikoopa, who has served as...

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Game Over: Bowser's Final Victory (over Peach)

Foreword: i like to think of this story as my idea of what happens when you get a "game over" in super mario bros., to put it lightly. ;) i know there are already some great bowser/peach stories out there, but i thought i'd add my interpretation to

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Baby Carriages and Fake Tea in Boston = Disaster

Wanna go home and binge play super mario bros.?" "you know i do, sam."

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Born Bad - Part 5

Sean was devious enough that he actually gave back the super mario bros game he had borrowed from the jaguar earlier, saying that at least he would have one game when his family got enough money to buy another nes.

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