Penis Envy

I'm glad you made it here today, fox. From what we talked about on the phone, I think you'll find I'm uniquely suited to helping you with your trouble. You can guess that already, of course--as a tanuki, I have a bit of experience with differences of...

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Swat Kats: Pump it UP!

Jake Clawson had a problem with his body. It wasn't uncommon to feel that way, but it was a part of his body that was hard to even explain, or talk of in a way that didn't feel petty or overcompensating. Staring at himself in the mirror, his eyes...

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2. Couple Counselling

This was a bad idea. Such a bad idea. "Don't worry Hazel, it's going to be great, you'll see." A young pegasus mare tried to encourage her gloomy companion. Her lavender fur sparkled in the vibrant rays of the morning sun as they walked through town,...

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The King is Back

"Oh, that must be him," Velvet smiled. "Shiny, be a good boy and wait for me here while I welcome our guest," the voluptuous mare strolled out of the bedroom, leaving her son behind. Shining wanted to say something before he lost sight of his mother,...

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"Mushroom Magica"

For future reference to anyone who partakes, keep it 1 dose of penis envy. - what a feeling! such a start! i feel a pounding, but not in my heart. colors are changing; sounds have a name.

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Bull Master: The Beginning

Images of women drooling over his cock, and men steeped in penis envy drifted through bob's mind. these images excited bob greatly.

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Friends?

"it's his theory of penis envy, where he's convinced women are envious of men because of their penises and it contributes to certain behaviors.

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You Will Never Belong

Welcome to my inner struggle with gender identity and penis envy. my inner world really is a slurry of chaotic thoughts often mixed into a giant whirlpool of fuck-all.

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Zombies are Wankers: Never Mind Settling Down

In that way, it's analogous to penis envy and womb envy from freudian psychology...and now i see why the adjective freudian has a sexual connotation. sigmund freud was fucking insane." they gathered their gear.

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Tony the Penectomized Stallion

"i would say that you are suffering from a form of penis envy, except where most cases involve wanting a bigger or longer one, you wanted a shorter one, and i think that what happened to you over the years reenforced your desires.

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Extra Chapter: Keep You

It's not because i suffer from penis envy. or any other offensive crap you people can come up with. if you take a step back, you'll notice that half the mating season series consists of females as main characters.

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Detram

_i know guys have had penis envy before, but would they really..._ as tab tied the blindfold in a firm knot, muzzling me firmly, i couldn't help but glance between his legs.

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