Roberts Did Not Remember, Bobo Had Other Ideas

Anybody can jump ship, Just insist Ambition, at least that's nice. This isn't ever going to be a problem. Scriminations, as they say. And anyways, The Lady Giddens was a rather lovely ship. The leather-clad elemental stormed the frigate, racketed...

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Quantum Nonsense

**Quantum Nonsense** _By Dragonien_ _ _ "For the last time that's not how black holes work! That's not how anything works! You can't just put quantum in the name of things and expect to screw with the laws of physics!" Colin all but...

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No Refund!

#3 of general fantasy we follow a no nonsense slaver on his way through the last day of this years season. he gets a request for a refund... and he is not pleased at all... **no refund!

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Chapter 17-nonsense

Jason woke up hungry and thirsty. He rolled out of bed and plunged to the floor with a yowl of surprise. Scrambling to his feet, he looked at the bed in confusion: the mattress was higher above the floor than he was tall. If he stretched up on his...

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A New Beginning

WARINING HERE THERE BE CONTINUITY ERRORS! This was done via thread format, so it may seem like it jumps around everywhere. Just bear with me and enjoy. "Looking for an adventure? Do you wish to travel with a friendly crew? Looking to...

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The Tale of Five Swing Park

They had the pizza graveyard in their car, yet they found no one to sell them their dog. Monday came, and all they could think about was sandwiches, but sandwiches seldom have a habit of falling out of the sky, so they went home hungry. They still had...

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Ninety-Nine Coyotes in the Blue Moon Light (full poem)

Ninety-nine coyotes in the blue moon light Howl and yip and play, all through the night. On the weekends they skinny dip in the lake. And the first Sunday of the month they all get together to circle-jerk. Who knows the thoughts going through...

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[SNEAK PEEK] On-Again, Off-Again

**On-Again, Off-Again Subscriber reward for Izzy (Nov/Dec 2023)** **By Limewah** **18+** I know you're only supposed to do one quick little burst with the hypno-ray to make it work - something about how it guzzles the battery the longer you...

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Of Dragons and Accountants (Text Only)

Of Dragons and Accountants The accounting team was baffled as they all threw up their hands. What had they done to irk the fiercest dragon in the lands? Their portfolios were shrinking and their peerless name was hurt As the dragon's paralegal...

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INTENSE BIRD FACTS (THAT ARE IN NO WAY MADE UP) [1 of ???]

1. As a Bird of Writing and The Sciences, Thoth was the True Brains (and Most Attractive) of the Ancient Egyptian Pantheon. Alas, the only Egyptian Gods that mortals care about these days is Anubis and Horus. While artists inflate the egos of those two...

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The Risen Curtain - Chapter 12: Magic Nonsense

_I really don't believe in magic._ _~J.K. Growling_ * * * * * * Nick woke up just as he did nearly every morning. He yawned, snapping his tongue to get rid of the taste that built up on his mouth during the night. Getting up, he walked out of his...

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High School of Cliches: New Years Nonsense

High School of Cliches: New Year's Nonsense By Domus Vocis Let's see. This series has had our main characters making out in a car, a bedroom, under a stadium, followed by a steamy sex scene in the bedroom, then an automobile again, and now... Hunter...

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