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INTENSE BIRD FACTS (THAT ARE IN NO WAY MADE UP) [1 of ???]

1. As a Bird of Writing and The Sciences, Thoth was the True Brains (and Most Attractive) of the Ancient Egyptian Pantheon. Alas, the only Egyptian Gods that mortals care about these days is Anubis and Horus. While artists inflate the egos of those two...

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Faux Pas

What he wanted was some curvy, slutty, bimbo who didn't know her left from right and could be convinced by some bullshit, made up fact. the lion turned around to garret, ready to carry on with the next stage of his plan. "hey, garret!"

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A Summer Camp to Remember

I haven't ever heard that... maybe it's true, but that sounds to me like one of those made up facts that go around the schoolyard, like the one that says there are a hundred bugs in every peanut butter jar. stupid stuff like that." "huh.

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