My friends know the best jokes
Today during Canadian geography, one of my friends said "there is this girl in Rocky harbor... and she wants the D"I turned to him, looked him in the eye and said "she likes it Rocky"Nearly everyone in the class heard me say that and Nearly everyone...
top 10 rules to being popular on sofurry
10.don't be huskydingo where only 1 or 2 people really do like you only to "fix" you 9.write "creative things that last so long you have to scroll 8.interactive storys are bad ideas nobody cares or will pay attenion 7.you will get 3-5 stars if you...
Your Best [INSERT HERE] Walks Into a Bar Jokes With a Twist!
Why not tell or retell those old and worn jokes from a story-tellers pov? in other words, take one or more of your favorite or least desired jokes and turn it into a real story.
vore in a nutshell part 1(comedy)
Warning:if you love vore please take no offense to the fallowing jokes in this story. so it was an averge day for{insert name here} but then he/she met{insert name here}. now {insert name here} loveed {insert name here}but wanted to try vore.
vore in a nutshell part 1(comedy)
Warning:if you love vore please take no offense to the fallowing jokes in this story. so it was an averge day for{insert name here} but then he/she met{insert name here}. now {insert name here} loveed {insert name here}but wanted to try vore.
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Five Nights at Furries
I think i'll tell a joke instead. ahem... how does madonna have sex?... like a virgin. hahahaha. funny, right? you'll get to hear more of those jokes later. let's face it, these jokes are never at a tail end for me hahaha. get it? tail end?
A Little Something
**a little something** something this joke is presented by the five dragons corporation. the guardian-dragons reserve their right to ignore accusation and enjoy themselves.
Preaching to a Bear
Here's one such tale that you might want to save up for a good party joke.
The Master's Joke
# master's joke ## a short piece _so, there was a romance fiction i wrote that covered a maid targeted by a sadistic master but the sexual aspects i had to numb down so, i thought i'd give you the main incident i had originally planned to have happen
Fate's Joke
Perhaps this was fate's idea of a joke, a single guy falling asleep the moment he's home, listening to such a song as this. _whatever_, he shrugged.
Getting the Joke
Getting the joke it's always weird thinking about history. people back then must have led such different lives than we do now. i mean, not that it could have been easy, but i always feel a little jealous; at least they'll be remembered.