A Cute Fragment
"general, sir, are you mistaking me for scotty from star trek or q from james bond?" "you can have the first ten thousand prototype rounds ready in a month." "no," the engineer replied, "you're mistaking me for q from star trek!"
Goldenmane Chapter IV: Performance Management
The stallion faced a curious dilemma. His boss, the hard faced ice maiden wolfess, believed in a clean desk. Not so much clean as disinfected. In fact, there was precious little furniture in the room, and on the desk, nothing except a laptop. Well, a...
The Name Is Black, Jet Black, Part One
"ok here goes, it all stems from our james bond movie marathon. i'm james bond and i'm on board drax's moonraker shuttle, i know now that it was all a dream, but at the time it seemed so real."
Goldenmane Chapter IX: From Russia With Love
"You will give me vat I vant hyorsey" The stallion shook his head, slowly, as tears began to flow. He would not submit. He could not submit; he had his duty to consider. But the sensations...ahhhhh "Poor hyorsey. Your balls...so sore yes?" The...
Kauto and MW - Top Gear American Special Part 7
Kauto and MW - Top Gear American special Part 7 \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ 'So do you fit inside the Gumpert then Kauto?' MW asked. 'I dunno I...
The Name Is Black, Jet Black, Part Two
, "i want to become james bond!", came jet's response.
The new dinosaur (part 15) the friendly Indominus
james bond" the seal said "excuse me sir?" "double-o-seven" i said "james bond" "but my name is gorge, sir" he said "so?" i said "my name's jake and you call me sir!"
Mesozoic Park (Part 14)
"james bond" i mimbled the seal said "excuse me sir?"
The Church Closet
The two runaways pretended to be secret agents, putting their fingers together to form "guns" and humming james bond's theme song under their breath.
Zootopia In-Depth Review
In an interview with slashfilm directors bryon howard and rich moore said they had originally pitched zootopia to the chief creative officer of pixar john lasseter, as a james bond spoof with anthropomorphic animals.
Serenifi: Great Scott! Part II: Scene 1
Robyn: well, that concludes our james bond marathon! what do we do now? vincent: why don't we watch a boob-tube scat video o... edna: we already told you, that "salt warthog" show sucks. vincent: this one isn't based on "salt warthog".
Research Log [#007]
This log number is the same as james bond's signature number. i probably shouldn't have started with that, due to the graver tone of this log. a body was discovered in the facility. it was a security guard, shot twice in the stomach.