Shattered Union Prologue

We are all americans after all, and that's all that should matter in the end. 2019 hillary clinton is elected president of the united states following an assassination of donald trump.

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Presidential Affairs

Speaking of female presidents, today is hillary clinton's birthday, so happy birthday to at-least-she-isn't-donald-trump, i guess? i would say i've made two big mistakes in my life. the first mistake was getting elected president.

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How Bratty and Catty Stole America's Presidential System

"like hillary clinton and donald trump, only even uglier and more annoying somehow! boy, teaching you guys how to run a country oughta be real freaking fun!"

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Serenifi: The Video Game: Cutscene Script

Lexi: hillary clinton. babs: what? lexi: i'm your f\*\*\*ing descendant! babs: oh. lexi: anyway, you may be wondering what the hell you are all doing here? rhubella: i couldn't be wondering anymore.

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The Dogs: Thy Foot Shall Not Stumble

clinton campaigned on television, _a woman_, doing what no woman ever had - even sarah palin, crazy and out of her depth like she was, that was exciting too, and thinking about it made a thrill of ambition stir her heart...

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Superhero 2

hillary clinton was never actually a president. besides, if we can prove our effectiveness as a team, i'm sure eve will live with whatever we decide on. anyway, when i'm costumed, i'm not jeff.

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Superhero

Her jumpsuit, skin-tight and red white and blue in diagonal stripes, looked absolutely ridiculous to john's eyes, especially capped off with the black and white feline face of hillary clinton on her as a mask.

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