Five Nights at Freddy's: The Mutant Bowl of Salad

**yes, this entire thing was crack. i apologize for any giggles or crack-ups that occurred.**

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Golden eyes

As her sister watched, I placed my hand on her neck, grasping her fur, as soft as velvet. At the touch of my hand her eyes widened, and it would be enough to make her back arch, were it not that I held her so firmly. Her big amber eyes looked up into...

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Green scales

I'm having the dream again. My bed sinks through the floor, through a thick canopy into a dark green world where the air is so hot and humid one can barely breathe. It settles between the roots of a massive tree, and as soon as it stands steady on...

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022 - Prime pt.05

-VALENTINES DAY 2011- -23:03- Butters went to check their phone, to see it had just gone eleven, about a few hours since she had last heard from Chloe or Venus. Butters briefly considered checking up on them both, but found themselves in a delicate...

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Cracking Ships

Upon finding that one of the ships he was attempting to crack harbored an insidious secret he has to do the right thing, only to have it bite him in the butt. based on the hardspace: shipbreaker game. if you like my stuff, please head to my patreon!

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The First Crack

My name is Alex and I'm a wolf. Yes, I know that you are probably tired of reading story after story about a wolf, but hey, not all of them are bad... okay, I take that back, some of them aren't that bad. Anyways, I'm Alex, or Alexander......

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At the Crack of a Whip

I couldn't help but crack a smile at her response. "what?" she asked with a hint of suspicion. "you've changed an awful lot since we were last together. you used to always follow the rules." "that got real boring, real quickly," she smiled.

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Cracked, but not broken

Aaron sat in his room, sitting as comfortably as he could on one of his old chairs, taking shallow little puffs of his cigarette, tapping it now and then into an ashtray he'd made from a bit of pipe and some mesh years ago, when he'd first started...

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Cracks in the Stone

Kathleen purred as the sun's warmth seeped into her fur. The contrast between the warm outdoors and the icy chill of the classroom was a welcome change, though classes were made all the more difficult when one knew of the beauty of the day passing...

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Crack The Whip

_Just a quickie that I wrote up in an hour or so today! See the snuff edit _[**here!**](https://www.sofurry.com/view/739844) _ ~~~~ _ Madame French patted the riding crop against her hand expectantly. She watched the horse being led into the training...

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The Cracked Collar

Scale clad eyes narrowed as the dragoness strained her wings to travel faster. She stretched her magical senses to their limits and tapped into her reserves to boost her range as much as she could. She knew that all her hatchlings were as alive and...

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Dog Cracking

_ _ok, relax; you have the whole weekend to crack him. it's friday night and the office doesn't open till monday._ _i'll just take him home and keep at it._ _he knows the code, and he'll suffer until he gives it to me._ _he. will.

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