Donald Trump was in my dream

donald trump would never come all the way up to newfoundland just to cod fish with some random person... and two. my boat motor is broken.

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How The Andrew Smith Stole Halloween

He dresses up as donald trump. he goes out for the night and he goes out for the halloween. mr. smith disguises as the ghost he sneaks to trick or treaters. booooooooo everything gets a fine booooo!!!! all the trick or treaters cries.

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Lenny Gets a Job: As a Maid in a Mansion

Yeah, i was making fun of donald trump way back in '06 or so for his role on the apprentice. i hope that doesn't trigger some poli-sci nerds. so anyways, this story is meant to be tongue-in-cheek as alluded to above. make of that what you will.

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I LIKE IT RAW!!!! ch.2

trump issued an attack on isis" trump is then shown saying "isis needs to be exterminated" "he's not gonna do it!"

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Hypocrite

"right now there is only one politician who will defend our christian values and that person is donald trump.

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How Bratty and Catty Stole America's Presidential System

"like hillary clinton and donald trump, only even uglier and more annoying somehow! boy, teaching you guys how to run a country oughta be real freaking fun!"

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Presidential Affairs

Speaking of female presidents, today is hillary clinton's birthday, so happy birthday to at-least-she-isn't-donald-trump, i guess? i would say i've made two big mistakes in my life. the first mistake was getting elected president.

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Old Yiffy Log

"sweet dreams and take care love, i hope you can make it on tomorrow, maybe i'll get to say i met donald trump at work. :)" damyn leans into your embrace with a contented churring...then blinkies and hopes you do meet an extremely rich person who spontaneously

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Shattered Union Prologue

We are all americans after all, and that's all that should matter in the end. 2019 hillary clinton is elected president of the united states following an assassination of donald trump.

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