Mumble and MacReady: Love In The Frozen Desolation

With those last words, mumble as they knew him died, and macready was forced to burn the corpse, lest it ressuscitate as a licker of elephant seal arses.

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Within The Lab: Sealing the Deal

They came last of all to the elephant seal exhibit and the biologist leaned right over the edge to see both compounds. both of them held male mature elephant seals that were lying out lazily under the sun.

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Within The Lab: The End

As she lunged towards them she heard a masculine bellow before over a thousand pounds of male elephant seal started coming towards her.

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Raz's Love

The elephant seal said as he follows his crewmate. * * * meanwhile in the deeper part of the woods, raz was still walking looking for something to ease her stomach. "ugh... i haven't eaten fer days. well, so as everyone...

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An Unfortunate Screening

It could scan the skeleton of an elephant sealed inside a hard steel cage from thirty kilometers away. not that there would be any use of that, but the stress tests were spectacular though."

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PULVERIZE

The beast's limbs were too small for it to walk swiftly, so it trudged its enormous body around, like an elephant seal would. the blob was at least over six hundred pounds. the blob spied on its victim as neegig was lying on her stomach.

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Waking Brother Long

There was an elephant seal rookery that had probably recovered from his last visit. that seemed more productive than combing the sea for more worthwhile prey. just then a dolphin beak appeared from the water beneath him.

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Showered By Pong

The one that followed was seemingly similar to an elephant seal making noise. tranc sighed heavily before letting out a silent, but extremely foul fart that reeked of rotten cabbage.

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Give Me Your Fucking Shit!

The last shart he made sounded like tuba blowing, or an elephant seal and it stank like a regular skoon shot or worse. "that's cause you try too hard.

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The Other J.T. (Part 1/2)

This fart wasn't as loud as the others, but it lasted for a record seventeen seconds and sounded like an elephant seal groaning or a motorboat's engine sputtering incessantly.

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Companions Chapter 24: Elastic Collisions

Still on his back, rovaun snorted and squirmed with the grace of a beached elephant seal while trying to right himself. during the raucous commotion in the trailer, mourne stood quietly, patiently, and as intimidating as ever.

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Waves of Passion

The way she talked, i figured her to look like a manatee with arms, a squid faced elephant seal or who knows what. (i have an active imagination, so sue me) "well, you know i won't rest now until i see you, right?"

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