Me and my Mini Nerd Herd Adventure...

The song is called: "i am not a whore" by lmfao

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The Tylenol Killer: a Murder Mystery

Idk & idc y or how", followed by "@bossmotherfucker @lapd some preacher dude said th@ they should die b/c they let gays happen" "@bossmotherfucker lmfao @ the stupid. gay just happens, yk?"

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Cliche Gay Story - Part 1

You know that song "sexy and i know it" by lmfao? - that's tyler, but not a cocky prick. also, there isn't a dancing cardboard "robot" in the background.

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Duplica's Ditto Debauchery - Volume 2: Ditto's Dilemma

lmfao dittomaster132: i'm going to assume you're joking, so i can't stay up any longer. pokemon\_r\_4\_luvin: no wait pokemon\_r\_4\_luvin: omg no wait plz dittomaster132: yes?

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The Enchanted Talisman (story preview)

Jayden shuffled as lmfao's party rock song spontaneously erupted from the groundspeakers. "at the end of a good night's rest, it will grow your schlongwilly by four inches or more," the hussy informed the ba-donkey-donk. "four inches!?"

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The Morning After

"lmfao u r crazy. jus go fart in the bathroom u dumb bitch" rebecca wasn't sure of what kind of advice she was expecting. the pressure on her rear was growing exponentially; she wouldn't be able to hold it much longer.

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I will not be your master - Chapter 1

'lmfao, bet u'd look so slutty tied up and whipped.' 'bitch. u like getting called like that' 'dick pics now, whore.' "i don't- i don't talk like this!" jeremiah's body no longer felt his own as his lungs breathed in and out so fast that it hurt.

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Gortoz 'A Ran - ch 74 - The strings that hold me up

Arryn21: of course, shut the \*\*\*\* up and get the \*\*\*\* out doomdeathlord96: lolololol censored oh noes arryn21: getting real tired of your \*\*\*\*\* doomdeathlord96: lmfao arryn21: ...

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Saturday Night at Club Coven

It also ended up being like 10x longer than i expected it to be lmfao. i'm crazy tired but i was hoping to get this one out to keep a consistent schedule. not sure if the quality suffered (it probably did but i'll learn!).

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Skunk? Pussy!

I'm pretty satisfied with it now, it just took like 6 months to get there lmfao. just for fun, here's a couple alternate titles that i almost used: "skunks, pussy, and worship." "a skunk and its man."

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TMNT Suit

Mikey looked over the mp3 screen, scrolled down the selections & entered "sexy & i know it, by lmfao". mikey started dancing back to raff, moving his feminine body in a suggestive & seductive way.

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GBL High: Chapter Two

Denbell said gesturing to the middle of the stage as the heavy, distorted beat of 'sexy and i know it' by the band lmfao began booming through the speakers to which timmy could not see.

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