The Man of My Dreams

We're not comic book bad guys, we're car salesmen." "are you sure?" cody asked, "we're literally scamming people out of drinks and phone numbers!" teddy blinked. he hadn't thought of it that way.

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Chapter XV: Three Months

Benji spoke, "well as long as you're not a used car salesmen." "either way twilight, we'll be off, help this world find zen." "don't disappoint me for dawn's sake." "well we have a lot at stake." "good luck brother." "don't smother."

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Pete's Little List: The Walrus

After seeing the chubby walrus' ass crack just peeking out from under his jeans the used car salesmen was more than ready to get an eyeful of that brown fur colored moon.

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Gold Fever chapter 9

"not precisely, but i _did_know that you would finally find the one you were meant to be with, no more used car salesmen.

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Shown Ropes; Scorned Nopes

Pairs well with: used car salesmen, the irs, a bit more food than you can fit in your mouth quinn sipped his coffee, watching the door to the cafe.

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Rainforest Sniping

Bjorn smiled and exclaimed out like a cheep used car salesmen, "nobody but you! and of course you might have to bear some of the other female officers on board who would like to sleep with you!" "peachy..."

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Wizhelm's Syndrome

Now, i'll admit, i don't know what the punishment is.. but it's generally reserved for mass-murderers, child molesters, and used car salesmen. capital punishment had been outlawed long ago, so i knew i would be alive... or at least i hoped i knew.

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Cleaning the past

Allan's mom a house wife, his dad was a used car salesmen. both were very prim and proper, as his dad often spoke like he was a motivational speaker.

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Something Something Something Hyper 3: G-Shep in the City

It would be easy enough to procure a new one from those sexy car salesmen at the dealership.

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Pj and Pete chapter 20

The whole thing made the used car salesmen feel powerful. just the thought of all the bedmate's he had been with in the past was enough to get the big man going. using one of his hands he began to massage his package shamelessly.

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Pj and Pete chapter 22 Part 2

The used car salesmen said with gleeful perversity. "walked in on the fat little slut squatin' over a dildo real nasty-like and watchin' a dirty movie." "dad... they don't need to hear that." pj quickly tried to interrupt.

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Seth

"so you like this beauty hey" a car salesmen came over he was a very cute lion.

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