Your present...

**You came into my factory shed... Take a deep breath... and nap, sleepyhead...** **We all love you together... Get back up, it's your birthday, honey...** **We have wonderful presents waiting for you... get back up... Sleep until your...

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About Me Assignment

This is an assignment done by the fictional goat-man star of the upcoming comic "Beaux" for his Junior English class. This is meant to be kind of like a teaser for those who are interested. You can get to know the character before the comic even comes...

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Forget about me.

Forget about me, forget about the fun times, forget the bad times, forget what we had, forget about what once was, forget what we shared, forget what i said, forget that i was waiting, forget about me.

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What They Love About Me

. \<3 **what they love about me** i have two boyfriends. kinda crazy when you think about it. not because there's two of 'em, polyamory made sense to me from the first time i heard about it.

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all about me meme

  • - • all | about | me • - • ____________________________________________________________________________ - name: not about to give that out, sorry - single or taken: single, not going to look until i have a secure job and my own place, just don't see

More about me naruto wise

**--- Basic Info ---** Name: Greninjohns Kanji: MEMES [Dec 1230] Meaning: [A pun] Alias/Nicknames: -"Oh, it's that bipedal toad! Kero, it's a Kero!" -Random npc Epithets/titles: - A creature not of this time and place. Species: -Pokémon,...

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My Life in a Tail-Hole (About me)

But enough about me, a new year's party is starting up downstairs and i tip my black 'happy new years' hat to all of you trooper readers that made it through this.

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A bunch of questions answered about me. Thanks Arctic. Jerk.

1.) What's your name? I really don't know any of you on here and that's more of a privilege for you to know 2.) Do you know why you were named that? My parent say it after some air of exotic Apple. (yes, they're insane) 3.) Are you single or...

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Tell me how you heard about me (Applesandwich commission)

"Well, for starters, _he_ fucks like a coked-up rabbit." "You don't say." "Like if you sold power bottoms the way you sold power tools, he'd be the one with the longest list of hazard warnings." "Here I thought he was all mouth." "Speaking of, I...

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How should I know? Chapter 7: What do you know about me?

Plus she seemed trustworthy so i left it at that, and then began to drift off to sleep only to hear krystal mumble to herself, "what do you know about me?"

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Suicide- Prologue

No one cares about me. why should i continue my life, my very miserable life? there no one for me. not even my parents care about me." he steps closer after catching his breath and then slaps me and yells, "get a hold of yourself!

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The story of Fang1000001212: Chapter 1

I would never expect anything about me, until my friend came to my house. he said he wrote a story about me. i was kind of surprised by this, so i took the stack of paper he had in his hand and read it. i was impressed.

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