all about me meme

Story by adamhunter on SoFurry

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• - • ALL | ABOUT | ME • - •


  • Name: not about to give that out, sorry
  • Single or taken: single, not going to look until I have a secure job and my own place, just don't see the point in doing it until then
  • Sex: male
  • Birthday: not going to give that out, but I will tell you that I am twenty years old
  • Sign: no idea, don't give it any thought
  • Hair color:  black in winter, brown in the summer when I unintentionally get exposed to more sunlight
  • Eye color: brown
  • Height: 6 feet 1.75 inches (yes, I measured exactly) 1"- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Straight. ____________________________________________________________________________ • - • S P E C I F I C S • - • ____________________________________________________________________________
  • What kind of shampoo do you use?: head and shoulders
  • What are you listening to right now?: the air conditioner, it's like ninety degrees and humid here.
  • Who is the last person that called you?: uh... can't remember. Been a while.
  • How many buddies are online right now?: not a clue ____________________________________________________________________________   • - • F A V O R I T E S • - • ____________________________________________________________________________
  • Animals: dogs, cats.
  • Color: black, blue, silver
  • Drink: iced tea
  • Element: of the traditional fire/water/air/earth spectrum it's a toss up between water and air
  • Food: ooh, hard...anything with cumin and without cilantro.
  • Game: again, very hard, gotta say Tales of Symphonia
  • Movie: Lord of the Rings trilogy.
  • Song: changes frequently, right now I don't really have one.
  • Subjects in school: science, English, and psychology
  • T.V. Series: tie between doctor who, sanctuary, mythbusters, dirty jobs, Anthony Bourdain No Reservations and good eats ____________________________________________________________________________ • - • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • - • ____________________________________________________________________________
  • Given anyone a bath?: uh, my dog?
  • Smoked?: nope, but my dad does (cigarettes anyway), and I've gotten plenty of unwilling secondhand from him, does that count?
  • Bungee jumped?: If I'm going to be jumping off of something and trusting in a manmade device to keep me from dying I'm going to go skydiving, that way if things go tits up the end will be instantaneous and assured.
  • Made yourself throw up?: ugh, no.
  • Skinny dipped?: hell no
  • Ever been in love?: a crush here and there
  • Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: I used to be extremely uptight when I was a kid and I did it in school when I got overwhelmed, but that shit ended pretty quick.
  • Pictured your crush naked?: uhm...maybe...probably...yes.
  • Cried when someone died?: I haven't had a person close to me die yet (shockingly) except my paternal grandfather who I wasn't very close to. I cried like a baby when we put one of my dogs down though.
  • Lied: to quote a fictional doctor whom I greatly admire: Everybody Lies
  • Fallen for your best friend?: Yep, biggest mistake I've ever made.
  • Used someone?: in the context of a romantic or sexual relationship, no, but I've used people to help me get things like extensions on assignments, usually because they didn't do their share of the work and spent most of the time looking at porn and I told them I would throw them under the bus if they didn't go along with me.
  • Done something you regret?: heh, haven't we all? ____________________________________________________________________________   • - • C U R R E N T • - • ____________________________________________________________________________
  • Clothes: nondescript grey shorts/tshirt
  • Desktop picture: a demotivator poster, the 'despair' one.
  • CD in player: empty
  • DVD in player: also empty ____________________________________________________________________________ • - • L A S T | P E R S O N • - • ____________________________________________________________________________
  • You touched: my friend punched me on the arm for being an ass, does that count?
  • Hugged: it's been years. One of my cousins makes a point of tackle hugging me (platonically, before you get any ideas) when she sees me, but I don't return the hugs and I don't seek them out.
  • You kissed: I can't even remember. I don't hug people, you think I kiss with any degree of regulatiry?
  • You IMed: I text people a lot, but I don't IM.
  • Talk to online: I emailed a teacher a few days ago.
  • You sexed it up with: I'm a virgin, and increasingly wondering if keeping it that way is the path for me. It seems all you hear about on the news or from friends is shit about relationships failing; I'm seriously beginning to consider staying celibate. I've seen what breakups do to people and I'm not sure sex is worth it. ___________________________________________________________________________   • - • A R E | Y O U • - • ___________________________________________________________________________
  • Understanding?: Um...I'm kind of an ass. I can be understanding in that I can be a good listener, but you have to be a friend of mine and you have to peel back the nigh innumerable layers of cynicism and sarcasm before you get to the small, shriveled, bit of my personality that hasn't been embittered by watching our society and our race in general fuck itself so utterly.
  • Open-minded?: As stated above, I can be an ass. Generally a well meaning ass, but an ass none the less. I don't really care what you do, as long as it doesn't affect me. If you're gay I don't care, just don't hit on me and we'll be cool.
  • Arrogant?: I can be, I really try hard not to be, but I can be.
  • Insecure?: Occasionally
  • Random?:  with friends or family, sometimes.
  • Hungry?:  not right now.
  • Smart?:  Academically yes, otherwise...not really...
  • Moody?: usually, I cover it up, but I'm grouchy by nature.

Organized?:  In some things, but not usually. My stuff  is a mess, but I know where everything is, that's what counts. I'm what you'd call a pile person. - Shy?: deep down...maybe, I definitely don't like being in big crowds of people and I can get nervous when meeting new people. - Difficult?: I can be as stubborn as a mule. - Bored easily?: and how. - Obsessed?: with what? I like plenty of things, to a level some people might call obsession, but not really. - Lazy? You betcha - Angry?: like I said earlier, I'm grumpy by nature. - Happy?: what is this happy of which you speak? - Hyper?: I dislike unneeded energy expenditure, extremely - Trusting?: I'll act friendly enough when I first meet people, but it takes years for me to really trust someone new.

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  • In the morning I: curse the sun with all my might
  • Love is: something I am rather dubious about
  • I dream about: lots of stuff, not that I can remember it.
  • What do you notice first in the sex you're into: voice usually, I'm sorry, but some people have voices that are just obnoxious. It doesn't have much bearing on whether I'll talk to someone, but their voice is the first thing I notice. ___________________________________________________________________________ • - • W H O • - • ___________________________________________________________________________
  • Makes you laugh the most: Gabriel Iglasias (so sorry if I messed up the spelling dude) "I'm not fat, I'm fluffy!" (teehee!)
  • Makes you smile: my dog. ___________________________________________________________________________ • - • D O | Y O U | E V E R • - • ___________________________________________________________________________  
  • Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: nope, I need sleep, at least twelve hours to be at my best.

  • Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: I've wondered what it would be like, but that's it.

  • Wish you were younger: sometimes.


    • - • N U M B E R • - •


  • Of times I have had my heart broken?: 1, my fault, but it happened.

  • Of guys I've kissed: 0

  • Of girls I've kissed: on the cheek, 1

  • Of Cd's I own: I don't keep track, the only  reason I'll get a cd now is to get a song I can't get on itunes.

  • Of scars on my body: 1. From a microwave door. In junior high one of my classrooms had a microwave in it where staff would make lunches and stuff. A raging ADHD friend of mine decided 'ooh, I'll put tin foil in there!'. The two teacher's assistants were unbelievable bitches, and I didn't want to get yelled at for his stupid idea, so I reached in and grabbed the foil. He slammed the door on my arm and drove one of the peg things into it, I forcefully pulled my arm out. Now the inside of my right arm has a tiny white scar.