Tinker
Whizzing,whirring spinning,turning sparking,flashing and gears spinning take it apart and put it back together twist that knob and pull the lever thats what a tinkerer is how very like a cat bursting with curiousity ooh!whats inside...
Kickaha's Pest Control
They were a silly people. their values were all messed up and they had no idea what amounted to a proper food in this world.
Theatrics Under Dinner (Otherwise Untitled)
~ The kobold's armor was gleaming with the reflections of the bright lights above, the gray wooden sword held firmly to his grasp. All around, the crowds of customers were cheering with excitement at each of his lunges and feints. Down in the dirt and...
NC #10: Dangers of Uniformed Customers
Dangers of Uninformed Customers November 10th: Why Security is Important at Sex Stores Heather wasn't an obvious security guard, but that was to the mouse's credit. The sex shop preferred to keep things subtle, making sure...
A Normal Hike
Kickaha was used to the silly and strange. but at a certain point things just became ridiculous. "they're not ships if they're climbing mountains.
Fortress of MINDs
"i awakened your power, silly. though i dare say i didn't quite expect this. mmm... so many possibilities." "this... this isn't power!" ariadne put a hand between ferri's breasts, and shoved.
Who to piss off today?.....
Finna go to Wal-Mart grab a basket full of crap; 10x pizza rolls, 12x microwave pizza's, 3x ice cream containers, 10x ps4 games, 2x ginger ale packs, 6x jackets, 20 fidget spinners if they still have them, 20 hotdogs, 8 glass cups, 2 dozen donuts, 5...
An Ode to Snakes! (A slightly Surreal Poem)
But silly rhyming poetry in the vein of spike milligan, none of this sad, depressing, emo stuff. i think it's pretty cool, but tell me what you think! oh, and i also did an audio version!
Pool Crasher
"Man, is it hot out today," said Gcdm, wiping the moisture condensing off his forehead. As the young, red, feral dragon flew over the city he observed his surroundings. It was a boiling hot summer day. The sun was beating down over the city. Most...
Beware the Jerry
Kickaha crouched low to the ground as he glanced around. Light fluttered the cracks of the foreign objects that he was currently using for cover. Beneath them he could see the shoes of the many humans who walked through this labyrinth of greed and...
Pounded in the Butt by TF Cliches
The full moon shone over an almost empty public park, because it's Always the full moon on these sorts of occasions, and it wouldn't do to have interruptions. Two humans walked by, blissfully unaware of the genre they had wandered into. The first was a...
A Dish Best Served Silly
. \<3 **a dish best served silly** "naughty boys." tali stood before the kneeling forms of antoneth and xander, hands upon her hips and a broad grin spread over her face.