Who to piss off today?.....

Story by james mikoto on SoFurry

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#3 of Just why joshua

I was thinking of things to do and told my friends this I may or may not do this but would u quit your job after this? I'm not a d*ck just a scenario


Finna go to Wal-Mart grab a basket full of crap; 10x pizza rolls, 12x microwave pizza's, 3x ice cream containers, 10x ps4 games, 2x ginger ale packs, 6x jackets, 20 fidget spinners if they still have them, 20 hotdogs, 8 glass cups, 2 dozen donuts, 5 Doritos, and 58 mozzarella cheese stick and get in The longest line there and take 2 minutes to go in my pockets and pull out each coin one by one of 2$ worth of change on the counter and count it slowly and count again cuz I lost count and get 10$ worth of dimes and drop them all on the floor and pick one up at a time only to say I'm not buying this btw then walk away whistling and pit nothing back