A Dish Best Served Silly

Story by Jeeves on SoFurry

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When you blame a muse for your lack of writing, the muse might well strike back. <3

I wrote this story AGES ago, but apparently forgot to post it. It takes place when both myself and Antoneth were struggling to find either the time or motivation to write. I've updated it to include Xander rather than old sona Jeeves, but otherwise it's just as it was back then. Still as lewd as ever. :D

Tali, Jen and Antoneth belong to Antoneth .

Xander is miiine. :3


This commission was written for Antoneth. It contains M/M, M/F and Solo sexual acts between consenting adults. <3

A Dish Best Served Silly

"Naughty boys."

Tali stood before the kneeling forms of Antoneth and Xander, hands upon her hips and a broad grin spread over her face.

"You think that just because you're having some writer's block trouble, you can take your frustrations out on me? So mean. No matter how... entertaining it was."

The skunk's cheeks flushed slightly. She giggled, bare body squirming on the spot as for a moment she recalled the fun she'd had. How close to the very brink of madness the two men had pushed her with their ceaseless stimulation.

"I hope you understand that you brought this on yourselves. That Jen brought you here and entrusted you into my care because she feels that you need to make it up to me. And that if you try to run... you'll not only have me to answer to, but her, and Luna, and Sky, and Storm. Trust me, it'd be far easier just to stay here and take your medicine."

The two males looked at the skunk in horror, then at one another. If this was easy, they didn't even want to consider what the alternative might be. They weren't, after all, simply kneeling before the skunk for the hell of it. Thin strips of red silk bound their arms and legs behind their backs, the four limbs tied together in a pair of pretty bows. As for their bodies, Antoneth was dressed far more sparsely than his companion; a cute pink bra affixed upon his chest, hanging rather loose but still roughly in place, and an equally pink and frilly pair of panties doing little to contain the swollen length of his erection. Yet he would rather have remained in that feminine set of underwear than the kangaroo's own clothing.

Xander's body bore neither panties nor a bra, but instead the kangaroo was dressed in the short, black frilly skirt, white blouse and dark apron of a French maid. His own erection could just be seen lifting and protruding from the front-most hem of his skirt, and much like Antoneth there was a scarlet blush burning its way across the kangaroo's face.

"Now, ladies..."

Tali giggled as in reaction to that playful comment, both Xander and Antoneth whimpered, their stiff cocks straining with bashful excitement.

"...I'm going to let you loose. But I expect you to listen to every word I say. To obey without question. Understand?"

Dragon and kangaroo nodded hurriedly. They squirmed with anticipation as Tali stepped forward, moving between them and dropping to her own knees in order to unfasten their bindings. Soon all three of them were rising up to their feet together, and the skunk was tugging gently on her captives' arms to urge them to turn and face her. She bounced upon the tips of her toes, giggling merrily.

"Oh gosh, you're so cute."

She ran her hands down the two males' chests, stroking the soft fabric of Xander's outfit and the smooth scales of Antoneth's mostly bare body.

"Cute guys in cute outfits..."

Her paws sank lower, prodding at the straining erection sticking out of Antoneth's panties and wrapping some of the flowing fabric of Xander's skirt around his shaft, squeezing gently.

"...cute cocks all hard and horny. The question is, are they hard because of me..."

She glanced down at her own bare form, bouncing on her feet a few more times and smirking as her breasts jiggled.

"...or are they hard because of the two of you?"

Turning their gaze from the skunk to one another, Xander and Antoneth's blushing deepened further still. They almost helplessly, uncontrollably found their eyes sinking downward, lingering upon each other's crotches.

"Hey!"

Tali huffed, squeezing at the two males' erections and drawing their attention firmly back to her.

"You can cock-watch on your own time. Right now I want your attention here."

She gave Antoneth's shaft an extra tug, releasing it but ensuring that dragon knew she was addressing him as she pointed to her crotch. Sure enough her message got through loud and clear, and once more the dragon dropped to his knees, crawling forward and craning his neck out towards Tali's exposed, waiting pussy. The skunk wriggled with anticipation, but managed to stay focused for just long enough to direct Xander to his own target.

"And you, Mr Roo... I think you already know where I want you."

The skunk's own face flushed slightly as her long, bushy tail twitched upwards. She still found it difficult to ask for attention in that particular region of her body, but given the fact that she was supposed to be the dominant partner in today's threesome Tali felt it was important to assert herself early on. Not only in showing that she was able to give commands, but also to let her boys know that today, there were few limits on what she was going to demand of them.

Giggling and hopping from foot to foot as the two males scooted into place on either side of her, Tali soon found her hands settling upon the top of Antoneth's head in order to steady herself as his muzzle disappeared between her legs. The dragon's tongue and that of the kangaroo began to tease her at almost the exact same moment, making a brief, light initial contact before hurriedly withdrawing, only to return again with more confidence just a second or so later. Two soft, moist extensions of flesh probing out at Tali's already excited, moist slit and the less travelled but equally as eager pucker of her rear end.

A happy shiver passed through Tali's body as she felt the two men beginning to eat her out from both sides; obeying her not only without question, but with genuine eagerness. Even before any real pleasure began to resonate through her body, the fact that Antoneth and Xander were seemingly so happy to be with her, to please her even as a form of punishment, made the skunk tremble with glee. It made her wonder if this was how Jen felt when her pets were happy and obedient. If so, it gave Tali a new appreciation for how lucky they were. Her, Luna, Sky and Storm. Jen too.

And, in this case, Antoneth and Xander as well. They were lucky to have Tali looking after them, and she in turn was lucky to have them.

"A-ahh... ohh, oh boys..."

The skunk began to feel especially lucky as both 'roo and dragon's tongues began to settle into a rhythm, delivering tender licks and deep, plunging strokes against the intimate flesh of Tali's pussy and rump. She felt Antoneth's snout rubbing against her clit, hot exhalations of air surging out against the swollen nub of flesh as his tongue delved between her moistened lips. Xander's own tongue meanwhile was already working itself into the depths of her rear, poking through the pucker of her ass and teasing at the flesh beyond. Neither male held anything back. Neither one seemed the slightest bit nervous or reluctant to give themselves wholly to Tali, and in return she gave herself entirely over to their tender affections.

"Yes... ohhh y-yes..."

Before long the two men had their hands upon Tali's waist, gripping at her tightly, almost engaged in a personal tug of war to draw the skunk's body closer to their hungry muzzles. Between them she rocked her hips back and forth, humping at each of their maws in turn with ever more rapid and urgent gasps and whimpers of pleasure. Tali tossed her head back, shivering and curling her toes with anticipation as she felt a knot of overwhelming euphoria building inside her. A swelling, boiling mass of pure ecstasy which threatened to burst with every lick, every teasing touch from either of the skunk's lovers.

She very nearly let them take her over the edge. Very nearly surrendered control of her body to the dragon and kangaroo, before one particularly loud whimper from her own lips tore the skunk from her near-orgasmic reverie.

Her eyes widened, and with a simultaneously giddy and distraught gasp, she called out to her lovers.

"S-stop..."

Reluctantly, and albeit so gently that the males could have resisted with ease, Tali pushed both dragon and kangaroo away from her quivering midsection. She staggered out from between them, blushing, gasping and clasping her hands together in a concerted effort to keep them from falling down between her legs. With a heady whimper, she forced herself to accept that she wasn't going to cum quite yet. That for the greater good of teasing these two guys to the brink of madness, she too had to hold back for the time being.

"Did you... enjoy that?"

She didn't need to ask the question. The answers were twitching and jerking before her very eyes, both males' cocks rigid and dripping where they emerged from their respective owner's feminine attire. The funny thing was, despite Tali not having once told Antoneth and Xander that they were forbidden from touching themselves, neither male had laid a single finger upon their urgently pulsating hard-ons. A mischievous grin crossed the skunk's face, and she licked her lips in delight.

"It's funny... I would have thought you'd have used your time a bit more wisely. Gotten those paws of yours to work. Now, I'm gonna have to ask that you don't touch yourselves."

Both kangaroo and dragon's eyes bulged. They stared down at their stiff cocks, then at one another, utterly appalled. Had they really been allowed to touch themselves, to masturbate and enjoy the experience of eating Tali out this entire time?! And now... what were they supposed to do now, if actually forbidden from self-stimulation.

"But, I suppose you could touch each other."

The skunk's eyes sparkled with delight, and now that she had calmed down a little she permitted one of her paws to fall between her legs.

"The question is... how do you want to do it? Muzzles? Hands? Something even more intimate?"

Giggling to herself, Tali glanced across the length of the room. The lower floor of Jennifer's mansion had countless rooms devoted to varied sexual experiences, and this one was probably one of the least extreme in that regard. Yet still it held walls brimming with shelves of supplies. Lubricants and leashes. Dildos and other such devices both manual and battery operated. All clean and ready for use at a moment's notice.

"Or maybe I should let you decide? Maybe that'd be fun... to see what you'd choose for one another, if I were to say that you must take turns getting each other off."

Xander and Antoneth looked at one another. At each other's bodies, clad in rather unfamiliar clothing yes, but at their core still very exposed and undeniably aroused. They blushed, both shuffling bashfully from foot to foot, tails waving with unease behind them. Neither one knew how to react. Should they simply spring into action and set about one another right there and then, or should they ask Tali for permission first? As for asking one another's permission... well, this wouldn't be the first time the pair had come into rather close contact, and the ever more eager twitching and dripping of their erect cocks seemed to render any vocalisation of their mutual desire somewhat unnecessary.

After perhaps fifteen or twenty second, the kangaroo broke the silence with a nervous murmur of admission.

"I... I'd like to suck Antoneth off."

The dragon growled in excitement, and rather hurriedly made his own confession to the skunk.

"Me too. I mean... I'd like to suck Xander, too."

With a shrill squeal and a shudder of delight as the fingers between her legs began to caress her swollen clitoris, Tali nodded encouragingly to the two men before her.

"Well then... get sixing and nining already, before I change my mind."

Tali pointed expectantly towards the far end of the room, where the solid wood floor upon which they'd been standing and kneeling thus far gave way to a selection of beanbags, large cushions and pillows. Not quite to the scale of the mansion's soft play room, but still more than enough space for herself and the two men to rest comfortably five or six times over. With a broad grin plastered over her face the skunk followed her two temporary pets as they practically scampered with fevered urgency to one of the largest, broadest cushions, and flopped down together upon it. Tali slumped down with a giddy murmur onto a beanbag of her own, and wiggled her rump comfortably into place as her second hand joined the first between her legs.

"S-strip each other first. Let me see you both without those adorable costumes."

Indulging her whims a little more readily now, a thin undercurrent of constant pleasure warbled in Tali's voice as she masturbated to the sight of Antoneth and Xander at play. She groaned happily as the dragon began to peel the maid's outfit off the male 'roo, hurriedly casting aside his apron, unbuttoning Xander's pure white blouse and leaving the kangaroo blushing in just his frilly black skirt. Soon even that was gone, falling down Xander's legs to puddle around his ankles, leaving him utterly bare and with his erection sticking out more prominently than ever.

The dragon's own clothing soon followed suit, Xander giggling slightly as he fumbled with Antoneth's bra; un-accustomed to unhooking such a garment from a male's chest. His laughter soon faded however as he found his hands dropping towards the scaled male's hips, hooking around the waistband of those cute pink panties and beginning to peel them from around Antoneth's rigid shaft and heavy, swollen balls.

"O-oh god..."

Stunned and overwhelmed with excitement by the stiffness of the dragon's shaft, Xander's left paw slid almost seamlessly away from the panties as they began to freefall, and wrapped itself tenderly around Antoneth's member.

"Oh god..."

Growling in excitement at the pleasure and passionate affection of Xander's touch, the dragon echoed his kangaroo companion.

From close by, tweaking her clit with the fingers of one hand while she began to fuck herself rather vigorously with the digits of the other, Tali completed their little trifecta of mutual moaning.

"Ohhhh god!"

The skunk looked on with a mixture of voyeuristic glee and envy that she herself wasn't involved as the two men dropped down onto the large cushion and began to assume that fateful and classic position. With Antoneth lying down upon his back and the kangaroo straddling him, they soon found themselves crotch to face and face to crotch, respectively. This left little to be said between them, and sure enough before long the two men realised that there was nothing holding them back, no more cause to delay the inevitable which they were both craving with increasing desperation.

Muffled gurgles of pleasure escaped both Xander and Antoneth as they wrapped their lips around the other male's cock, and with an initial tenderness and steady, unhurried pace, began to suckle upon one another. Gentle and careful as they both wished to be though, instinct and arousal soon began to take hold. The tender pressure of their lips was soon joined by the rough and moist slurping of their tongues at the heads and shafts of one another's cocks, and before long they each had their arms wrapped around the other male's midsection, aiding their motion as they began to bob up and down upon their partner's aching, drooling member.

It didn't take long at all for Antoneth and Xander to be so caught up in their shared stimulation that they became entirely oblivious to the world around them. Red faced still yes, but not nearly as much due to the knowledge they were being watched by a very gleeful, very horny skunk. Indeed if it wasn't for the background noise of Tali's moans and gasps as she rather urgently fucked herself silly, legs raised up into the air and both hands working her pussy feverishly while her gaze lingered hungrily upon the amorously entwined males, they might not have remained in any way aware of her presence at all.

They weren't the only ones whose pleasure was blinding them to the world around them, though. Tali, amidst her whimpers and squeals of pleasure, could think of nothing but the two men before her. Of how she wanted them to cum. To coat one another's throats and hopefully faces too with hot, sticky cum. How she wanted to have them lick it off one another, and then... and then...

"Ahhhh!"

Arching her hips and shaking violently within the embrace of her beanbag, the skunk felt herself lose control. She grunted with shameless ecstasy as she felt her hands suddenly soaked by a flood of her orgasmic juices, and with a deep cry and a slick, urgent slurping continued to plunge her fingers in and out of herself as she came.

"Yes! O-oh yes... yes!"

She cried out time and time again, working her body to the limit, drawing every last drop of pleasure from herself as if at any moment she might be cut off, cold turkey. No-one could cum like Tali. No-one could relish an orgasm, or appreciate the freedom to enjoy one, like the skunk.

And no-one knew better than to interrupt her during such a potent peak, than her own mistress.

Standing beside the skunk, glancing between Tali's writhing form and the gurgling, slurping mass of male flesh and scales and fur that was Antoneth and Xander, Jennifer waited for her pet to finish cumming and sag within her beanbag before clearing her throat gently and catching the skunk's attention.

Huffing and still shivering in the aftershocks of her bliss, Tali giggled, drunk on her own ecstasy.

"H-hey Jen... what's going on?"

The vixen glanced from the exhausted, satisfied looking skunk to the two men suckling upon one another close by. She cocked an eyebrow and smirked.

"A lot, by the looks of things. Though... I can't help but wonder, Tali. You said you were going to torture these two, and forgive me, but they really don't look like two guys ready to beg you for mercy."

Too overwhelmed by her recent orgasm, too unabashedly giddy in the wake of her climax to moderate herself, the skunk waved a paw at her mistress dismissively. Jen's other eyebrow joined the first in rising up high upon her forehead, and she awaited the skunk's no doubt spectacular explanation.

"C'mon, Jen... you know what I'm like. And I know what you're like. If it was you fooling around with these two, you'd have weights dangling off them in all sorts of places, and rings around their cocks to keep them from cumming. They sure as heck wouldn't be untied and free to pleasure each other. But... this is my punishment for them. My way. And by now, Jen, after all this time, surely you know what my way is gonna be."

The fox glanced at Xander and Antoneth once more. At how urgently they were beginning to bob and suckle at each other. How desperately they wanted to cum. She smirked. Tali was right... and more than that, Tali was smart.

"You're gonna make them cum."

Tali squirmed happily, nodding to her mistress and picking up where Jennifer left off.

"And then, afterwards, I'm gonna make them cum. And then I'll make them cum. And then... lessee, after that, maybe I'll give them some time to rest. Or, maybe not. Maybe instead, I'll make them cum."

With that final repetition, the skunk cried out loudly and commandingly.

The two men kept on gasping and moaning and suckling at one another, but did not instantly burst into euphoric wails of orgasmic bliss. Tali huffed, pouting up at Jennifer as the vixen stared down at her pet in confusion.

"Well, it worked with Luna. I thought maybe I'd developed some sort of magic power."

Jennifer giggled, reaching down and tousling her pet's hair affectionately.

"Have fun, Tali. Have fun your way, and don't let me or anyone else change you for the world. Just... try to remember they haven't had training like Sky and Storm. You'll only be able to get so many orgasms out of them no matter how many toys and tricks you use."

Tali licked her lips, nodding eagerly.

"I know. But even when they can't cum any more..."

She reached down between her legs once more, resuming the gentle caressing of her clit with the digits of one hand. A happy shiver ran down her spine.

"...they can still make me cum. Right?"

Jennifer beamed, nodding and murmuring happily as she exited the room once more.

"That's my girl."

Blushing with pride at Jennifer's final comment, Tali returned to her voyeuristic self-pleasure. She began to tease and toy with herself once more, despite knowing that no matter how horny she was there was no way that she could possibly reach orgasm before Antoneth and Xander did so. The two males were perilously close to losing control, there was no denying it. It was obvious in every motion of their feverishly entwined bodies, every twitch of their hips and every hungry, pleading whimper to escaped their lips with muffled desperation.

Sure enough Tali had only just resumed the motion of her fingers in and out of her still soaking wet and trembling pussy when she heard a deep, rumbling grunt of ecstasy escape Antoneth's maw. The dragon's hips arched upward, humping at the kangaroo maw greedily slurping at his shaft, and his whole scaled body began to twitch and jerk wildly as he climaxed. Hot streaks of Antoneth's cum poured down Xander's throat, the first few easily swallowed by the kangaroo, but those which followed steadily growing harder and harder to handle until at long last Xander began to feel the overflow drooling out down his chin. The kangaroo didn't mind the muzzleful of cum he was receiving though, nor the excess streaking his face. Quite the contrary in fact. He relished every drop, the excitement and intensity of Antoneth's orgasm driving him ever closer to his own release.

"N-nhhhghh!"

Gurgling and whining through a muzzle still overflowing with the dragon's thick, slightly sweet cum, Xander's eyes rolled back in his head as he too lost control. His own erection strained and pulsed in its gleeful release, pumping streaks of his cum out across the dragon's tongue and the roof of his toothy maw. Together the two males gasped, moaned and dripped trails of slick, white ecstasy down one another's chins. They fought to share their pleasure to the farthest extremes, and only ceased when the other male's frantic whimpers made it clear they could bear the stimulation no longer.

If they had hoped for any respite, however, their dreams were cruelly crushed mere moments later.

No sooner had they relaxed, practically collapsing in a heap together and barely possessing strength enough between them to pulls their heads off one another's still twitching shafts, the dragon and 'roo heard a pleasure-stricken, insistent voice crying out to them.

"B-boys... please, don't sleep. Don't rest q-quite yet. I... ahh, I need you."

Gleefully plowing herself with three fingers of one hand, Tali pointed with her shaking free paw to the shelving on one side of the room. To the varied toys; dildos, vibrators, strap ons and other pleasure giving devices which awaited them there.

"Grab a toy. S-something big. Something thick. Something buzzy , I d-don't care. Just make it good, a-and get it over here. Get it inside me."

Her hips bucked, and as her free hand returned to her throbbing clit, Tali squealed with delight.

"Yes... a-ahh, c'mon, you two. Faster. I'm s-still in control here, and I... I demand you fuck me. Get those toys working until your c-cocks are hard again. And then... t-then... h-ahhh , then we'll see how good a job you've been doing. Maybe if you're lucky, a-and you've picked the right toys to make me feel oh so happy and generous, I... I'll... ohhg-godyes.... I'll let you fuck me."

Kangaroo and dragon glanced at one another in surprise. This didn't sound like punishment to them any more than it had to Jennifer at first. Indeed, it felt more like a treat than an attempt at revenge on the skunk's part.

At least, it felt and sounded more like a treat until Tali clarified what she meant.

"T-the only question you have to ask yourselves, is... ohhh, is w-when will I stop letting you fuck me. Because I'll let you in on a little secret, b-boys. Having you two under my control... it's making me feel seven kinds of horny and squirmy. I feel like today, I could just c-cum... and cum. And cum. And y'know what? I think I'm gonna do j-just... ah-ahhhh... just that."

She licked her lips, eyelids fluttering, fingers flying, obviously so very close to losing her grasp on reality once more.

"The question isn't whether you can keep up or not... n-no matter how much you try, no matter how much you work together. The question is, w-what are you poor, horny boys gonna do when you know you can't cum again... when you know you can't keep it up any longer, and your mistress asks you for... o-oh god. When I ask you for... w-when... when I demand mmmhh-mhh! More! Yes!"

Shrieking, squirting, thrashing where she lay before the two wide eyed males, Tali began to cum once again. Sharing just a fraction of her endless lust with the pair of staring pets now kneeling before her, and eager to keep on sharing until they begged her to stop.

By Jeeves