Mass Retard Effect -Day 1-
#1 of mass retard effect: days of future dumbasses shephard..... is a retard. that is all shephard..... the galaxys finest hero... is now (rudely interupted by shephard, who is currently shitting his ass off) "shephard, you are a dumb retard.
Mass Retard Effect -Day 2-
shephard yells at cortana. mc runs towards shephard faster than miley cirus can get to a hammer so she can lick it, then slaps shephard in th face. "bitch, don't talk about my nigga like dat, u here me dawg!?" mc yells at shephard.
Mass Retard Effect -Day 3-
"ewww" shephard said before going to face the cheif once again. cheif looked at shephard, and they just stared at each other for twenty minutes. finally cheif got up, saying "did yah..... miss me?"
Army Dogs
Suddenly, the shephard's body collapsed on top of the unsuspecting wolf. steve tried pushing him off, but the drunken german shephard thought the resistance was an open invitation for some playful wrestling.
Army Dogs 2 (Gay)
When he got back to his place, the german shephard turned on the lights, and kicked away the cobwebs that formed around the doorway.
Shephards Arms
_ _ Logan _ Oh fuck!_ _Just great, just what I fucking need, cops._ I think as I see the flashing lights behind me piercing the night. Pulling over I send up a silent prayer that they don't see me as I slowly knock my kit onto the floor and kick it...
Bad Friendship
As brad was walking along, he heard someone come up behind him, and when he turned around to say "good morning" all he got out was "go-" and then he was assaulted by two german shephards.
Cabin Pleasure
They were a long, long way from any neighbours, but shephard still couldn't help but wonder anyway.
Dog Gone (8)
The german shephard finally spoke again. i almsot forgot he was there. if he wasn't a towering lug of peer dog meat i might've. he had been unnatural quiet in the last room and had spent the whole time looking at me.
New Discoveries
Anyways, i was told to write down my thoughts here by a friend of mine; a doctor haylet shephard. well, shepard, here's a sum up of my thoughts of this place, i hate it and i wish i had my house back.
Death's Blood Ch. Twenty-Six: Crossroads
I kick the leg of the shephard still standing. he backs up. so, i leap toward him, legs outstretched. i thrust both khopeshes toward him, and he ducks from both. as the other two canines are about to strike, which i deflect, the shephard makes his move.
Lucky Thunder
Looking up to the german shephard his mind remembered the image of thunderbolt and that woman. . . he found himself looking down at the dogs lower belly. the visibility below that was blocked by thunderbolts legs.