Mass Retard Effect -Day 2-
Shephard gets a big supwise
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The enemy was....... Master Cheif!? "Ha ha, look at that stupid bweiner Cortana!" MC yelled to his smexy companion Cortana. "Haha Rofl this fgt gon get h1s ass kiked LoL!" Cortana yelled, flailing her arms around more than Elmo does in a whole season of Sesame Street. "Shut your ass up, or I'm going to shove your ass up your ass you asshole!" Shephard yells at Cortana. MC runs towards Shephard faster than Miley Cirus can get to a hammer so she can lick it, then slaps Shephard in th face. "Bitch, don't talk about my nigga like dat, u here me dawg!?" MC yells at Shephard. Shephard slaps Cortana's ass before doing a frontflip over Cheif's head. "Aw helllll No!" Cheif yells as he gets his rifle and fires a shot that just narrowly misses Shephard's dingaling and ends up hitting cutting Garus's balls clean off. Garus's mouth falls open as his balls bounce around as if they were made of rubber. "Nooooo!" Garus yells as his balls explode, causing a black hole to appearing sucking him in it, along with Cortana. *Omg wtf you are such a h8tr omfg ewwwwwwwww!" Cortana yells as she is sucked into the black hole. MC rages and throws a super kick into the crotch of Shephard. Shephard just shrugged his shoulders. "Ha ha! You dont even know if I have balls!" Shephard says as he thrusts his arm into MC's nutsack, instantly killing him. "Well that was easy." -L8tr in da day- "Shephard, what are you doing!?" The computer asks. "Playing E.T the videogame." Shephard replies, only to get a smart remark from the talking P.C. "Shephard you retard, don't you know that this game kills hundreds every year? Everyone who has played this game has died from boredom and confusion!" Shephard just shrugged and began to play the evil game. He was welcomed to bullshity graphics and alot of nasty text boxes. "Shit" was the only word Shephard could mutter before he died of boredom. -Critical mission failure- press X to continue