That bottle of rum

A bottle of the finest, three hundred year old rum. he could hardly ask for more. "damn dude! this vacation has actually become worth the money!" "i don't think we should be drinking three hundred year old rum mate.

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A Very Happy Valentines day

Because it brought by an old man, it was an old fashioned rum, that made everyone nearly pass out! one after another, the survivalists kept on chugging down. the last few who made it started to strip down and make out.

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Everytime I think of you, I puke

Puke - eminem ~0\*0~ there he was, the rum tum tugger. coricopat felt his tail give a irritated twitch. the queens flocking around him like starving peeks was disgusting.

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Not a Bed of Roses

**Not a Bed of Roses** Keeping up a long-distance relationship going can be tough. _Especially when your girlfriend is dead_, Kain Algorath thought, _or at least_ officially _dead_, he amended as he explored the folds of her...

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Chapter 2: Dreams and Duties

"alright, i'll be waking rum up." i started to poke at his face. 'his face is squishy' i thought to myself as i continue to poke him. "rum? rum.. wakey-wakey." and he started to open his eyes. \*yawn\* "what's going on?"

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Chapter 1: Alkalaz

rum replied. "well let's get seated." and then harry clears his throat. "alrighty. let's get started." "it started when we were children. back then we did not meet until one day..." rum started.

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Chapter 5: A Special Person

Then i was released from his grip to greet carilyne, telling her to call him rum instead. "it's a pleasure to meet you rum." then she starts to blush slightly, "umm. can we go out sometime? maybe for a spot of tea perhaps?"

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A Pirates Story.

He chuckles softly and looks over at a crate full of rum jugs, then back at her with a smile, "wanna get wasted? i got enough rum here to last three years for two hundred men...

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Tiny Eros Chapter 11

Red rum.." she said as she looked at spec. he backed away a little, unsure what she meant. "what did you say?" "red rum." she repeated a bit louder as she pointed at spec now. there was a flash of lighting as spec shuffled away from her.

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Chapter 3: Fortitude and Bravery

Wait for me rum, i will save you.' i clenched my fist as i ran after them. **normal pov** 'i have to run faster, if not then harry and reyna will be in danger!' rum thought to himself as he ran as fast as his legs could carry.

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Chapter 6: Hidden Feelings

**rum's pov** i see the lion and hare at the end of the hall and we approached them. "hey! no way, rum practically got all the girls oogling for him!" the lion replies to the hare. "yup and that's not all.

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Tower of pleasure-Introduction and first tale

It costs 100 rums an hour and 200 rums 2 hours.

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