Of Father's and Son's

Bandeet," the opposum said with a bit of a flush thinking of the implication behind those words even knowing full well what they were doing. "i told you they were fine."

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Adventures of Simo the Skunk: Escape from the Pray-Away-the-Gay Boy's Bible Camp! Part One

In a moment, a crowd from the church was upon them, pulling them apart, and putting the struggling skunk in a strait-jacket, while leading the opposum away, hogtied in a cage, despite the fact he was also playing possum.

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A Life In College, Graduation Day

I very clearly remember when my phone rang the day of my graduation. It was early, for starters. But as my phone exploded with noise and the need for immediate attention, I sat up with a snarl and a groan and slapped at my desk. I felt it under my paw...

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Escape from the Pray-Away-the-Gay Bible Camp! (pt.1)

In a moment, a crowd from the church was upon them, pulling them apart, and putting the struggling skunk in a strait-jacket, while leading the opposum away, hogtied in a cage. the skunk snarled, and all but cried.

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Between a Rip and a Hard Place

Was a horse in here earlier sort of getting him set up, said something about this being punishment for something, i dunno," the ferret replied, slowly jerking off the opposum's cock.

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A life In College, Afterward Part 3: Final's Week, Part 5

I woke to, what I though, was a ridiculous text from Rel the morning of my last final exam "Come work out with me!" the text said. it was followed by a smily face, and I looked at my phone for a good two minutes before I wrote back. "Okay..." I...

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Mendo Kills a Kitty (Working Title)

The opposum's head exploded like an overripe melon. his ragged stump of a neck continued to spurt while the rest of him toppled forward to twitch on the floor like micheal j.

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A life In College, Afterward Part 2: Final's Week, Part 1

I think I was sweating. No, I _knew_ I was sweating. My eyes felt dry, as did my tongue, and all the saliva I could lick onto my lips didn't do a thing. My chest was tight too. My ears twitched nervously, and I knew my fur probably looked like it had...

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Whatever Gods Exist

She stood and inserted a new paper silhouette into the mechanism; an opposum this time. she picked up gun number eight from the box and loaded it. she stepped up to the range, aimed and fired once. the bullet hit the shoulder.

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Beach Day

Feriha was showing off that the fat ugly mongoose was more secure in her sexuality than the hot lithe opposum. damn ugly mongoose.

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Obamastory (very immature)

Barocket obomberman which was kind of illegal but not enough for people to care so then later obama drove to pizza hut and got a pizza and wrote "from #botplace" on it and drove 125 miles to give it to a loupdrake in texas who was with jon mahon and an opposum

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Gorky's Christmas Carol

The opposum tightened his jacket and walked back to the hangar. he heard the pick-up driving away, it's exhaust fumes dissolved in pale snowfall.

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