Me and my Mini Nerd Herd Adventure...

Story by Ellenthewolfgirl on SoFurry

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Yes this actually happened. And it was awkward as ever.~

Torrential Crisis: -sits down at the lunch table all 4 of her best freinds sitting there talking. Takes her seat next to Alana.- "Wuz up?"

All 4 of them: "Nothing much."

Torrential Crisis: -takes her drink and drinks it quietly not touching the nasty lunch food.- "I have had this damn song stuck in my head all day..."

Alana: "Really? What song?"

Torrential Crisis: -her ears fall and she is quiet for several moments.- "I am not a whore."

Shyann (pronounced Cheyanne): -starts singing a line of the song and stops not able to remember the rest.-

-All 5 of them sit awkwardly at the lunch table.-

Torrential Crisis: "Shyann, you cant even remember the thing besides the chorus." -laughs softly.- "And the only words in the chorus is I am not a whore, But I like to do it."

Alana and Amanda, and Elliot laugh.-

Torrential Crisis: -says is kinda low.- "Listen, it goes." -takes a deep breath.- "? Most girls I meet are quite savage, Always trying to grab up on my package. They say I look yummy and they want a taste, but I am a human not a sandwhich---" (ect ect)

-The principal walks behind Torrential, all of her friends going silent trying to warn her. Torrential looks behind herself and sees the highest adult staff member. Her eyes get wide, but she is in relief because the man was talking to another student. His back turned Torrential turns back around and is silent.-

A few moments passed and the Surpierior left.

"Holy shiz, Why the hell didn't you tell me he was behind me!" -she spoke the words emberassed with herself. Her friends laughing. She smiled a little happy to hear them having a good time.- "I am not singing the rest of it....."

T.C. (Torrential Crisis) is my fursona, I hate my name so I liked using my furry's name for this. ^_^ I was so close to being in so much trouble. xD I wished they would have warned me. I was about to start singing the rest of it. I am just glad my Principal didnt hear it. roflmao.

the song is called: "I am not a whore" by LMFAO