Rejection Slip

Enjoy the groaner. dear mr. black wolf... thank you for letting us read your story "in space, no one can hear you hump." after careful consideration, we're going to have to decline publishing it in "fire plate."

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The Importance of Discipline (Chap 1)

With a casual toss shi reversed hir grip, catching it by the blade with the ease of long practice, and with similar ease shi tapped the groaner behind one ear with the hilt. the groaning stopped abruptly.

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Handicapping (Pundamentals 1)

Starting off slowly, a mild groaner for no particular reason. rated "all ages," although there's a slightly bawdy joke at the end of the second paragraph that should still pass muster. glad to re-rate, if need be.

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Your Best [INSERT HERE] Walks Into a Bar Jokes With a Twist!

To the punchline for a quick payoff, i turned it into a slightly more descriptive tale, giving the characters just enough substance to divert the reader from the "waiting for the rim-shot" to enjoying a well thought out story that leads to the inevitable groaner

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That Thing About 2 AM

I was never much of a groaner, even when the sex was out-of-this world good. not that james was bad. i'd say a six outta ten. "i'm surprised you swallowed," i mumble. "didn't want to clean it up," said james.

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Further Testing

So much for not being a groaner. we broke apart as we hastily threw our beds together. we were both too tall and i was too massive for our skimpy little twins. james' face was certainly perplexing as we stuck ourselves together again.

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Kitai's Hope - Chapter 10

He was a moaner and a groaner. being silent because they were at the hospital wasn't helping him at all. more pre came dripping out of his member to the point of how much comes from kitai.

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The psychology of a Crush #2

I mean yeah, couple of the guys thought it was a groaner. but your still funny man. s'why i like hanging out witch you." a smile crept across his handsome muzzle as he tried to give consolidation. "well...thanks tor. glad i could entertain someone.

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Better Than an Autograph Part II (OLD)

Desmond knew it was a groaner, but it was true, after all. intending to make no more bad jokes, however, the twink fox engulfed that mighty, black erection in the humid, velvety confines of his maw, and he sucked for all that he was worth.

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A Night In

It was a groaner at best, being loosely tied to the tat amoreena just got of a lioness. she ignored ari's mood breaking joke and just pressed forward again. her lips weren't gentle this time.

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Digimon: Sexual Jogress

"i know how you are liam....i know how you're not a groaner, you're not a vocalizer...the more you enjoy it, the quieter become.

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