Jerry the Jolly Jackrabbit and the STD (or, What Happens When Blitz Tries to Write a Children's Story)

Moral of the story: get gonorrhea as soon as you can. it's like a flamethrower in your pants, and nothing's more awesome than that!

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Serenifi: The Video Game: Cutscene Script Part 2

Lexi: look and see gonorrhea! serenity: the goblin? we just killed him, his remains are righ... (notices that the ashes are gone.) gonorrhea: insert skeleton-related pun here!

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Journeys of Time 15

She came here in time to be treated for bilateral pneumonia, throat gonorrhea, hepatitis b and shigellosis." tenchi looked at kin and then at azura, "be straight with me, what is shigellosis and how do you contract it?"

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To Dream of Darkness II - Ch 25

He also had been infected with gonorrhea, by one of the 'salt water girls' he slept with. while the real hui ding slept with the outcast whores, hui ding appeared to return to the chinese merchant ship, slightly drunk.

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To Dream of Darkness II - Ch 29

He had the symptoms of gonorrhea. sarina touched his cock and stared across the water at a tanka prostitute on the flower boats, who had come out seeking hui ding. she invoked the combat healing spell, and felt relief from the pain in hui ding's groin.

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Time Tested

"the others all have either gonorrhea or hepatitis b, and some have both," he added. nervously, mia stood up, "what about me?!" "what's your name?" "mia linares."

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Coffee at the Three Bean Cup

gonorrhea? hiv? yeah, i'm really missing out," keith muttered under his breath. he shuffled nervously as the conversation quickly became awkward. "what was that?" she asked. "what was what?"

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Cherry: Chapter 12 - Offer From the Devil

Syphilis, chlamydia, gonorrhea, hpv, hiv, different types of hepatitis, then let him rot away in a cell, slowly dying of all these diseases. of course, it was a rumor. still, the idea alone makes you wonder how it'd feel."

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The Hangover Cure

His uncle liked to invent his own little cures for everything; hangovers, common colds, acne, tennis elbow, gonorrhea, the list went on. this particular recipe could have been for anything. "cam..."? "yeah"?

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The Internship (Commission by Anon)

, trichomonaisis | herpes, hpv, syphilis, hepatitis b, hiv, gonorrhea, pubic lice, genital wards, advanced cognitive decline (i.e. retardation) | | schedule | 8 am - 10 am | 10 am - 12 pm | 1 pm - 3 pm | 3 pm - 5 pm | alex lingered

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Dr. Gruffy’s Beginner’s Guide to Butt Sex

Remember that anal sex with a partner in any forms, whether it's fingering, rimming, giving or receiving anal penetration or not, can put you at risk of transmission of sexually transmitted infections such as **hiv, hepatitis, chlamydia, gonorrhea, herpes,

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