My team and me: legend, geico, rayquaza, chaos, hoothoot, and flara. in species order that's lugia (black with red), grovile, rayquaza, absol, pikachu, and blaziken. we are a team and never separate. i also don't use pc's.
Blackbird, Human, M/F, Pokemon
Jake: is it cause you didn't pay your insurance on geico?
Kingdom Hearts
There was a dark blue lancer evo, with a graphic of a white dragon on the sides, and a vibrant green mazda rx-7, with the graphic of a grinning lizard (geico gecko, anyone?).
Coming Out, Fox, Jaguar, M/solo, Masturbation, Teenagers
geico gecko: what is your weakness?
yoyo: i'm a bit obnoxious, i guess.
doc croc: sp-p-p-p-p-p-pot on!
silver: well that's all the time we have! thank you yoyo for being here!
yoyo: hey, no problem!
Bowser, Comedy, Corgi, Coyote, Fourwheeling, Fox, Husky, Malamute, Mud, Offroading, Rockos Modern Life, Simsala Grimm, Skunk, Snow Leopard, Washing machine, YoYo, fairy tale, interview, inventions
geico was saving money, johnson's pharmacy was having a sale on easter candy left over from april, and apparently may was the only month to buy a new kind of diamond for mother's day. you know it wasn't.
Death, Lion, Mink, Orange, Otter, growing up, homeless, money
The geico office party was held on the 32nd floor, the digital elevator attendant announced as she opened the gate for us.
Bathroom, Caught In The Act, Cheetah, Chipmunk, Christmas, Clunk, Deer, Father and Son, Gay, Geico, Incest, Jim_russell, M/M, Male, Mouse, Party, Public, Timber Wolf, Wolf, chicago, father/son, loving
Made you think of the geico commercials, didn't it?" the audience laughed. "yeah, it's been a favorite song of mine for a while, but now i can't think of anything else but geico when i hear it. bastards." more laughter.
Bear, Beaver, Blowjob, Bobcat, Boobs, Corgi, Creampie, Cum, Female, Hotel, Hyena, Male, Male/Female, Music, Oral, Penis, Piercing, Raccoon, Rhino, Rock, Sex, Skunk, Straight, Vanilla, big penis, semen
She looked a bit like something out of a geico express commercial...
alan looked... sticky.
ok, that wasn't entirely true. alan wasn't sticky, he might be a slug, but his was just moist. ann was... well she was hot! unbelievably hot!
Bisexual, Hermaphrodite, Highschool, Reptile, Slug, Spooge