training sucks along with everything else !
#21 of kingdom hearts
Phil: hey champ , how ya feeling ? better rest up for tomorrow's match. nobody's gonna pay to see a worn out hero ... capiche? remember what i told . victory in the games comes down to two simple words: eat , bathe , sleep
jake: that's 3 things you jack !
Phil had his back turn as he began to talk about stuff that mead sora and the others laugh , once he turn around he saw sora , goofy and Donald
Phil :hey , if it ain't the junior heroes !
sora: looking good , Phil
Phil: never better , how you guys been ? have you earned your " true hero" wings yet?
sora: uhhh
Phil: nope , you ain't got what it takes.
tsume/jake: HEY !
Phil: so whats up
tsume: sora wants us to beat on Hades
Phil: and you 2 are ?
jake: im jake and she is tsume , were friends of sora
Phil: oh ....ha ha ha ! you five are gonna take on Hades ?
Donald : whats so funny!?
Phil: you got nerve . i like that , hey you never know - stranger things have happened , right ? better get cracking , guys
jake: were not that week goat man were better than you could ever believe
Phil: sure you are , but hey if you want you guys can use the arena for practice
and with that he walked off
tsume: uh so what do we do ?
jake: and what are these things ?
goofy: well you have to break those weird things as fast as possible , and pick up the orbs
jake: oh ok , seem easy enough
goofy: i think you should aim for the ones bunches together
tsume: thanks for the info goofy
so sora thought it would be better if tsume and jake both team up and took down the yellow things, it wasn't hard at all for them to beat the crap out of them one by one as for jake he went on a killing spree , screaming like an Indian as he collect the orbs. once that was over sora came back up to sora
sora: so how were they Phil ?
Phil: it ain't over yet , there's more on the menu . you relax once you've finished all the training
tsume: hey !
sora: no problem !
jake: what !
after the 3 hours of training tsume snuck away to cool off, then Hercules came as sora went over to talk to him
Phil: listen , I gotta take off for a bit .
sora: where to ?
Phil: none of your beeswax
jake: oh yeah well i got 2 words for you buddy and that's -
tsume: jake no , not today
and with that Phil walk off as they turn their attention back to Hercules
Hercules: sorry guys
jake: who died ?
tsume: jake !
jake: what ?
Hercules: the Olympus stone has been stolen
jake: what are the odds !
tsume: give it a rest jake
sora: what !?
goofy: by who ?
Hercules: we don't know yet .
jake: is it cause you didn't pay your insurance on Geico?
tsume face palm her self as everyone stopped and looked at jake very confused
jake: (sweat drop) eh , never mind (look away)
Hercules: anyway all we're sure of is that it was a guy in a black hooded cloak
tsume: huh , black hoody ?
jake: THAT BASTARD !
tsume: he's dead when i find him
Hercules: and he had accomplices a bunch of creatures in white
tsume: Double that !
jake: triple the danger !
sora: what are you two yelling about ?
tsume/jake: nothing
Hercules: someone you know ?
sora: uh, i think so
tsume: you think ?! , sora sweetly we don't think-
jake: WE KILL !!!
tsume: I was gonna say we know but let's go with kill
sora: hey , if we can get the Olympus stone back , can we borrow it for a while ?
Hercules: sure ,by the way , you haven't seen meg around , have you?
tsume: never heard of her
jake: now that was just mean
tsume: shut up, im not jealous
sora: no we haven't
Hercules: oh , okay ...
jake: maybe she's cheating on you with someone hotter
tsume: JAKE !
Hercules: what ?
tsume summoned her keyblade and hit jake in the head with it