The Orchard-Part 3-Tom and Durian get intimate

durian grabbed john's little tight ass, squeezing it hard. "oh... mmm.... god..." tom attempted to concentrate, sliding his tongue into durians muzzle. durian made a passionate moaning sound, copying tom's action.

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The Orchard-Part 1-Tom meets Durian

"have you guys met, durian?" said durians huge brown father, tom now knew was named james. durian nodded and replied "yeah, he showed me to my room. its really neat, dad!" james patted durian on the back and told him to take his suitcases upstairs.

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Drive By

durian rolled down the window of the old honda, "kirin, get your ass over here!"

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The Orchard-Part 2-Tom get's horny over Durian

Every time tom came anywhere near durian he felt his breathing speed up, and he started babbling like an idiot. but this wasn't the worst of it. durian wanted to go skinny dipping in toms lake.

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An Evertech Tale Chapter 33

_god, i can't even smell anything, why does it feel like the durian is right here?

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Cell A114 (Chapter 2)

Is he your new toy after durian left?" greg took another step back.

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Logging In (Redux)

A deep breath cleared the samurai`s mind as he lifted his weapon and listened for the durian`s approach.

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An Ode to Snakes! (A slightly Surreal Poem)

Better than aquariums better than durians better than antiquarians better than turians snakes invented mathemagicians constellations and manchurians featherweight dusters and complex hulabalooians snakes can hear with our bellies

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Cell A114 (Chapter 3)

Especially since durian left him... i'm surprised he's friends with you of all creatures..."

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The Lecture

I tried repurposing other devices; durian's overpriced tech was too shoddy and crashed over and over, and kommunikoida was just not up to the task - sturdy phones, but cheap software."

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My Boyfriend is a Werewolf: Chapter 18

"um...bell peppers, squash, eggplant, avocado, asparagus, blue cheese, durian..." he said before sasha interrupted. "oh my god, you tried durian before? that must have sucked" she said. nate looked at them curiously. "what's durian?" he asked.

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The Sweet Stench of Intestinal Gas (Part 1/2)

Kinda like how someone can admire the smell of durian and limburger cheese because it tastes so good." "have you tried that?" "oh hell no; durian smells like monkey ass and limburger smells like feet."

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