My English Lyrics for "Sleepless Beauty" from Gravitation
Even from a distance, I see your shining eyes. They gleam as they awaken, waiting for the day. Let the ramparts of the night seduce you, as you cast away the rags of a past that you once knew. (Without any exit) You look for anything to help...
The Ultimate Showdown of Old Godzilla
Old Godzilla was hopping around Tokyo City like a big playground when suddenly Godzilla burst from the shade and hit Godzilla with a bat grenade. Godzilla got pissed and began to attack, but didn't expect to be blocked by Godzilla, who proceeded to...
Jar Jar's Bizarre Adventure - Exodus - Chapter 4
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Jar Jar's Bizarre Adventure - Exodus - Chapter 3
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Jar Jar's Bizarre Adventure - Exodus - Chapter 2
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Jar Jar's Bizarre Adventure - Exodus - Chapter 1
Everything you've been told was a lie. Well, damn near everything. For one thing, my people don't talk like Sy Snootles after an all-night spice jag. Here's the thing about totalitarian dictatorial empires: _They_control the _information_. It's a big...
My Awkward "Hopes and Dreams" Lyrics
Hopes and dreams, Born from stars. Light that carries From afar. Do days gone by Bring a tear Or a glimmer To your eye? I know you'd Hold my hand If you'd only Understand Life was never ours to take It's a gift...
Madness, Starving, Hysterical
So someone bangs the front door in and starts having a shriek fit with her husband. This is unbecoming behavior, and reflects poorly on the entire household since you can probably the next block up the street. So I say, "Shut _up_." Not knowing I...
Amorous Theme Song
? In the Philly riviera, born and raised at the Amorous club is where I spent most of my days ? ? Chattin' up bluejays, maxin' out cool, Playin' with his beach balls in somebody's pool ? ? When a coupla guys who were up to no good, ?...
My Spider Dance Lyrics
The wounded soldier crosses the battlefield; what is the price of a purple heart? His soul crusts over bitterly, and I've got baking down to an art! My wicked eyes see eight times what they wanna see. Your miserly practice is oh so...
The Lion, the Witch, the Water Closet, the Pointy Sticks, the Beavers, the Archduke Ferdinand, and the Other Things that Happened
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Mischievous Sands
When I was told someone wanted an interview with me, I was anticlimactic in my acceptance. My schedule had been sparse that week, so it was easy to squeeze in David McHammon, a man known by his friends to value sanity and find comfort in placid...