69 Corinthians 69:69-69
Porn is impatient, porn is unkind. It is covetous, boastful, and arrogant. It is rude, self-seeking, and angry. It is a record of wrongs. It rejoices in unrighteousness. It bares everything and believes in nothing. It is there when righteousness and...
The Little Corporate Hen - A Fable
The Little Corporate Hen set out one day to make some bread. While gathering supplies she met the Mouse. The Mouse said "I could help you gather the flour if you let me have some of the bread". But the Little Corporate Hen said "You don't have five...
The Dead and the Desmodontinae
Petru stewed in the tower of his castle. That ridiculous wizard in the swamp had spoiled his fun for the third time in as many weeks. It had been all he could do to feed enough to regenerate the skin that had sloughed off his face and neck after their...
Where Little Tentacle Monsters Come From
In a remote stretch of Himilayan forest Yavin Yeti finished tracing the magical seal upon the ground in a large clearing. He burnt the ritual sacrifice of cabbages and newborn mice and began the incantation described in the Book of Neuronicus From...
The Effects of Mantid Clutch Placement On Apiarian Reproduction Patterns
_This story contains sexual situations and so forth. It should only be read in locations in which it woud be legal for you to read such material and should not be read in locations where it would not be legal for you to read it or for me to provide you...
The Mating Habits of the College Bound Mantis
Before I begin the story, there are just a few things that I have to say first, but I figure that that's OK since you all are just going to skip past it to the story anyway. I was inspired to write this story by a short film by the Church of the...
The Ball of Furrymuir (Part 1)
**The Ball of Furrymuir** (sung to the tune of "The Ball of Kirriemuir") Chorus: Singin "Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall if you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir, you cannot get yiffed at all" Verse: Four and twenty virgins went...
Sixth Steamy Day At Hortonville High (Unofficial Entry for Bad Fan Fiction Writing Contest)
**Sixth Steamy Day At Hortonville High** **(In which Rainbow Dash encounters an orgy of flavor...)** One day Rainbow Dash walked into the Hortonville highschool locker room. she was very hot and sweaty from the awesome workout she just did. "Hmm I...
The Seduction of Svadilfari
On one autumn day at the dawn of time, when Asgard was new, a lone traveler rode in one day and approached the gods with an offer. "O lords of the Aesir and Vanir, your might is great, but so is that of your enemies the frost and fire giants. If you...
Kismesis
Ketos Liwyatan drew her dagger and hid beside the door of Perthein Bher's respiteblock. She had been working herself up to this for weeks, when Perthein retired for the night from his duties as overseer and subjugglator of sector five of this pathetic...
Fifth Steamy Day At Hortonville High (Unofficial Entry for Bad Fanfiction Writing Contest)
One day Yoshi walked into the Hortonville highschool locker room. He/ was very hot and sweaty from the awesome workout he just did. "Hmm I want to take a shower," he thought and walked to the shower room where the showers were so he could take a...
Spitting Bellyrider
_This story contains depictions of extreme acts of sex and violence. Do not read it if such material would be illegal for you to read or if you are a pussy and easily offended..._ * * * Dedicated to the memory of his honor the Marquis De Sade * *...