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The Ball of Furrymuir (sung to the tune of "The Ball of Kirriemuir")

Chorus: Singin "Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall if you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir, you cannot get yiffed at all"

Verse: Four and twenty virgins went into oestrus When the day was over there were four and twenty less

(Singin "Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall if you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir, you cannot get yiffed at all")

A very slutty squirrel girl was blowing folks in threes With one penis shoved down her throat, the others in her cheeks

(Singin "Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall if you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir, you cannot get yiffed at all")

A rooster and a donkey were fucking a giraffe He took the cock inside his mouth while buggering the ass

(Singin "Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall if you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir, you cannot get yiffed at all")

The goddess Bastet, she arrived to very great applause For many of the furs there worshipped pussy like a god

(Singin "Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall if you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir,you cannot get yiffed at all")

There was yiffing in the burrows, there was yiffing in the dens Some foxes left their vixens and they started raping hens

(Singin "Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall if you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir, you cannot get yiffed at all")

There was yiffing in the burrows, there was yiffing in the nests There was a famiy of rabbits there engaging in incest

(Singin "Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall if you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir, you cannot get yiffed at all")

Gadget Hackwrench she was there, the clever little mouse She built a makeshift vibrator from parts found 'round the house

(Singin "Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall if you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir,you cannot get yiffed at all")

Miles Prower he was there, a' flying in the air He stroked his cock above the crowd and jizzed upon their hair

(Singin "Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall if you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir, you cannot get yiffed at all")

Twilight Sparkle she was there, methodic and relentless Trying to get fucked by all the stallions on her checklist

(Singin "Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall if you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir,you cannot get yiffed at all")

Lola Bunny she was there, sitting in the front With A carrot shoved inside her ass and another in her cunt

(Singin "Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall if you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir,you cannot get yiffed at all")

Princess Cadence she was there, grand but not imposing When Shining Armor came in her their love caused an explosion

(Singin "Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall if you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir, you cannot get yiffed at all")

Bunny Foo-foo he was there, hoppin' thru the wood, Doin' the Good Fairy like a horny rabbit should!

(Singin "Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall if you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir,you cannot get yiffed at all")

There was yiffing on the ground and there was yiffing in the trees And all the pretty songbirds there were getting yiffed by bees

(Singin "Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall if you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir, you cannot get yiffed at all")

The Ancient Cynics, they were there, and they made this pitch "Don't get tied to man's affairs, just get tied like a bitch"

(Singin "Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall if you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir,you cannot get yiffed at all")

Math Mathonwy, he was there with his nephews and some whores They weren't let in as humans so he turned them into boars

(Singin "Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall if you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir,you cannot get yiffed at all")

The goddess Hathor she was there, and she was wondrous wise, With "USDA Grade A Choice", tattooed upon her thighs!

(Singin "Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall if you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir, you cannot get yiffed at all")

What the great wolf Fenris did left us quite aghast He took the severed hand of Tyr and shoved it up his ass

(Singin "Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall if you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir,you cannot get yiffed at all")

There were pricks inside of mouths and there were pricks inside of butts There were pricks inside cloacas and gonopores and cunts

(Singin "Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall if you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir,you cannot get yiffed at all")

Some bugs were drugged with Roofies and their fate was quite obscene Sewn together ass to mouth to make a human bein'

(Singin "Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall if you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir, you cannot get yiffed at all")

At some point all the songbirds began to sing this song But it was twice as dirty, and fifteen times as long

(Singin "Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall if you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir,you cannot get yiffed at all")

There were pricks inside of pussies and pricks inside of butts, You couldn't hear the music for the moaning of the sluts

(Singin "Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall if you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir, you cannot get yiffed at all")

Kitty Katswell she was there, it really was a gas She hid spy gadgets in her cunt and more inside her ass

(Singin "Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall if you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir, you cannot get yiffed at all")

Young prince Simba, he was there, a' roarin through the hall Shouting out "when I am king I'm gonna fuck you all"

(Singin "Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall if you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir,you cannot get yiffed at all")

Spongebob Squarepants he was there, but couldn't yiff the whores He doesn't have a pecker, cum just oozes out his pores

(Singin "Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall if you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir, you cannot get yiffed at all")

Nepeta Leijon was there, the merry cat-like troll She asked her greatest enemy to stick it in her hole

(Singin "Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall if you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir, you cannot get yiffed at all")

An Abra and a Hypno were getting on just fine They didn't touch each other but they blew each other's minds

(Singin "Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall if you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir, you cannot get yiffed at all")

Tony the Tiger was there, he turned to face his mate She asked him how it was for him, he said that it was "Grrreat!"

(Singin "Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall if you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir, you cannot get yiffed at all")

Shadow the Hedgehog's cock was hair-triggered I fear When he shot before he got it in he shouted "Damn! Not here!"

(Singin "Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall if you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir, you cannot get yiffed at all")

There was cum on all doorknobs there was roe inside the sinks I saw a camel try its hoof at buggering the sphinx

(Singin "Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall if you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir, you cannot get yiffed at all")

Singin "Balls to your partner, your ass against the wall if you cannot get yiffed at Furrymuir, you cannot get yiffed at all"!

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NOTES:

These are lyrics for a furry version of the song "The Ball of Kirriemuir", (the real version of which is, if anything, even dirtier than my version). If you aren't familiar with the real song, here are a couple of links:

Videos:

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5ky7Fs6ng0) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y64uWjtSKAo&feature=related) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh84x7LuPEQ&feature=related) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmiWDZMVj6c&feature=related) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceh_cDNJmvA)

Lyrics:

(http://www.turoks.net/Bordello/TheBallOfKirriemuir.php) (http://www.odps.org/glossword/index.php?a=term&d=5&t=16) (http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/The-Ball-of-Kerrymuir-lyrics-Jim-Croce/757AE5347ED1256148256DAA0013B408)

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GLOSSARY:

Oestrus- "in heat"

Furrymuir,