Fifth Steamy Day At Hortonville High (Unofficial Entry for Bad Fanfiction Writing Contest)
#5 of Bad Fanfiction Writing Contest Entries
This is for Ausfer's "Bad Fanfiction Writing Contest"
(http://www.sofurry.com/forum/view/thread?id=16169&page=100000)
(http://www.sofurry.com/groups/view?id=2808)
Its not an official entry, as the contest deadline is over, but I was bored.
One day Yoshi walked into the Hortonville highschool locker room. He/ was very hot and sweaty from the awesome workout he just did. "Hmm I want to take a shower," he thought and walked to the shower room where the showers were so he could take a shower. Yoshi had been here plenty of times not expecting anything to happen. Itt was just a normal locker room, and just a normal shower... or was it? Actually Yoshi could never ever have been prepared for what was really in the shower room that day....
CRASH!
Nyan cat crashed through the roof of the building like an inebriated luma who had xxmainlinedxx freebased too many starbits with a startling crash that knocked Yoshi t the floor. The dazed dromaeosaur picked himself up, and dusted himself off, and went to investigate the scene of the crash. Nyan cat lay at the center of a pile of wrexckage .
"Are you alright?" "ugh... I'll be alright" groaned Nyan Cat, "its just that being in heat makes it so hard to concentrate on where I'm flying. I'm so horny" "I think I can help yo with that" said Yoshi. "Oh! Please! Would you!?" panted Nyan
Yoshi stuck out his long flexible tongue and pushed it between Nyan's folds "Oh yoshi!" she moaned as Yoshi's tongue xxpushedxx wriggled all the way* into her deliciously frosted body "oh Yoshi, yes!"
Thanks to the length of his tongue, Yoshi was able to walk around to the front of Nyan Cay while continuing to eat out her pussy. He sat down in front of Nyan and spread his legs; Nyan got the message; she stuck out her raspy tongue and began to lick Yoshi's cloacal vent. Yoshi shuddered in pleasure as the poptart kitty rimmed him, he rammed his tongue into her harder and elicited a purr of pleasure. While maintaining oral contact with Yoshi'd genitals, Nyan stepped over Yoshi's tongue so that she was straddling it, its trailing length rubbing directly over her clitoris and running down the length of her body. She bucked against it, grinding her nub into the dinosaur's tongue "Oh yes, Yoshi! Yes!"
Hot blueberry filling shot out of Nyan Cat's urethra as her vagina spasmed around Yoshi's tongue in orgasm, meanwhile, Nyan's attentions had coaxed a flood of semen to spill from Yoshi's vent. It spilled down his groin and formed a huge pool on the floor which Nyan demurely began to lick up.
In between licks, Nyan paused to say, "Yoshi, that was amazing"
"Any time," said Yoshi, whose tongue was now retracted, " Any time"
*that is to say that it was in as far as it would go, not that his entire tongue was in, its doubtful that anything that isn't absolutely gigantic wouldbe able to take Yoshi's whole tongue; not even some of the notoriously deep species of ducks.
Glossary:
Dromaeosaur- Any member of the family of dinosaurs that includes Velociraptor, Eoraptor, and Deinonychus, among others