Holy Protector Chapter 2

Disclaimer:Hasbro owns the MLP:FIM Ponies. I do not. I only own my original character. God I and Michael own themselves. Please do not Flame. Only Constructive Criticism. Thank you.I know some of you think my character a Gary-stu. That will be debunked...

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Talks

"well . . . okay, so i'm totally gay, right?" "yeah." i say. he starts rubbing his hands now.

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Sir Auric and the Dragon

I'd really like to see this as a collection, with a sketch for each chapter, sort of like a 'ridiculously obscene and totally gay' conan. but is it too ridiculously obscene?

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The Journal: Spira, Chapter 1

I bellow as i put me hands on my hips, ya i know totally gay but oh well, "look me in the face this instant!" he looks at me with a look of shock and slowly turns.

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Vagabond - Chapter 4

"or you're totally gay and want to go out with me." "yeah, i doubt it." "oh, come on! it can't hurt to try." "try what?" "just... a kiss." "no!" "it'll solve the gay issue, and it'll make me shut up about it." "not happening." "please?" "no."

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Math Class #4

"well i heard from carla that he's a total fag for jack walton." "oh shit, really?" "yeah." it took a few moments to process this information. i began to feel sick to my stomach.

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Kings And Killers Make Hair Metal...Magical (Chapter Two)

Gibson monotonous said to harrison sarcastically denoting his existence with every fiber of his being, see, harrison was totally gay as we all know, but did you know that he was once a very straight man, before he went to bible camp, then the gay side blossomed

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The Bet

"he is totally gay you can just see it in his eyes". "damn dude you look at his eyes? thats some gay shit right their" t-bone says. "you know what i mean" "eh not till i'm sure he is gay alright, and if he is then ill make a move.

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Cavernous Storybook CH2: Unexpectedly Grave Consequences

"are you going to make out with king like a total fag?" mahin snickered. "what?! no! how on earth could you possibly imagine something so ridiculously unbelievable happening?" jack yelled at him in a panic, blushing and sweating like crazy.

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The Wolf of Ragnorok

Fenrir is totally gay for tyr i sense you. you cannot hide from me on my own island. just because i cannot see or smell doesn't mean every sense i have has been dulled by this damnable rope. listen here, mortal, to me.

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The King of Carrot Flowers

"yeah... totally gay..." and as their lips connected, both boys wanted it to last forever. but it didn't. but they tried again, and again and with each kiss they moved closer to each other, until their were hugging each other closely.

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Special Ed hanging out

"that's totally gay." ed says looking up at his friend. "close your eyes and imagine it's mrs. smith's ass you're fucking. you liked my throat and i'm sure you'd like my ass."

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