Whoa, What a Tiger Mom!

I am sometimes lactose-intolerant," he said. fiona frowned a little as she listened to "lactose-intolerant", something she has seen as troublesome. "my apologies to hear you're unfortunately lactose-intolerant," she said.

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#15 - The Enemy of My Enemy

Minister cache is a lactose intolerant buffoon and a drunken lout, and this fudge _is_ full of dairy. what i didn't tell him is who i'm really playing the prank on.

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Oh, Real Subtle

* * * before anyone hassles me about it, yes, the mention of lactose intolerance was an hh shout-out.

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POEM: Walking In Front Of Me!

Canines are lactose intolerant, seriously, no cheese! set before me, plates of plenty! meat of all kinds, maybe twenty! does anything excite me more than good food? except, perhaps, hedgehogs stewed?

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Miracle of the Gulls

Seems as though the disease leaves people lactose-intolerant so you cannot eat milk or cheese." "milk? cheese? when will we ever see those foods again? why did god give us the truth of mormonism only to wipe us out with evil locusts.

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Competitive Spirit

Coupling that with her lactose intolerance meant that she would get so fat from this. after devouring the three extra pieces, the little girl felt her lower belly grumble with gas, giving her an idea. "annabelle, can we have a farting contest?"

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Chapter 3: Choices

"lactose intolerant. no and no," i intoned without thinking. "wait a minute! what the hell am i doing here? where is here? and what's with all the medical questions?"

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The Search For Tabitha's Parents (Part 1)

Turns out, she's actually lactose intolerant, meaning that she's allergic to milk which made her gasous. resulting in my defeat at the hands of that bloated dragling with pigtails." pristine explained. "this is a serious problem, pristine.

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Star Spots: Chapter 14

Walking into the kitchen, she fixed herself a bowl of cereal, with lactose-free milk since she is lactose intolerant. even though eloise cannot enjoy the fine texture of dairy products, she is okay with it. it's not like her life would end.

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My Perfect Girl

There is a flavor for everyone, i suppose the lactose intolerant don't enjoy it now that i think about it, but luckily i haven't ran into that yet.

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Kelly's Tale - Chapter One

Gratefully taking the glass from her father, kelly drank down the milk and shivered in pleasure - remembering the unmistakable taste of kangaroo milk, knowing her kind were lactose intolerant.

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Greetings From Paris!

Huh, good thing i'm not lactose intolerant." zoe says. "i guess i'm doing this." sam says. as sam and zoe are given their cheeses, griffin quickly finishes his sample and gives it back to the local (pierre).

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