False Advertising

false advertising by al song the wolf looked into her dresser mirror and flattened the cobalt blazer on her stomach and sides.

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Poetry for (Message deleted) XD

I usually release poems in my journals, but i want to make this one a "story" to test which gets a better response/viewing. Also im not good at serious titles soooo... PS: dont be an asshole (ie rags) You know who you are :3 (come back soon, and...

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Roo's Day

She was aware that she could sue businesses that falsely advertised for a lot of money. she figured that not many people must have known that fact. "yes, of course." the tanuki said.

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Surface (Chapter 6)

One central criticism of religion which elizabeth had brought up was that it promised panaceas to the world's problems which didn't deliver what they promised, and that this made them false advertising.

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Plush Love Volume 1, Episode 16: Dinner, Part 2

But i think they'd risk getting in a lot of trouble for false advertising. i'm sure there are lots of people who would order stuffed animals that acted real. if they couldn't deliver, they'd be sued for lots of money."

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Serenifi: Great Scott! Part II: Scene 8

Meet me by the falsely-advertised dvd billboard! goon: hey! there she is! goon #2: let's get her for some reason!

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Amber Silverblood: Chapter Seventy Four

_ "i'm pretty sure that's false advertisement," i said as we got out of the car. "'course it is," stark grunted, slamming his door and heading for the lobby. he really did look tired, i thought as i went after him.

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Nice to Seat You ch 1.4

While it was perfectly snug for someone of lynda's size, the degree of butt hanging out could not help sparking notions of false advertising.

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Slice of Life: Brunch

"you got a guy here with false advertisement," the lion stood up then and i don't recall this guy ever being this stupidly antagonistic to anyone. tess took the cup from my hand and looked at it for a moment, before turning to the feline.

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UnderGarment Sundays - Zeke

"you got a guy here with false advertisement," the lion stood up then and i don't recall this guy ever being this stupidly antagonistic to anyone before. must be the blue balls.

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Snack Slight

Lori's lengthy rants of inferior ingredients and false advertising sprang to mind, along with several other acts chelsea couldn't allow her company to support.

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Scott's Night Off: A Serenifi Spin-Off

Rhubella: talk about false advertising. i'm gonna sue the... (looks at the bag.) wait...