Serenifi: Great Scott! Part II: Scene 8
(Cut to the Blockbuster store arriving by the "DVD" billboard.)
Lexi: (While wiping leftover vaginal fluids off her face.) Now, go into town, and just let the 2047 Montana believe he's succeeded after he gives the magazine and leave, THEN go take it. Here's a binocular and walkie-talkie. I'll stay here to fix the now-malfunctioning time-circuits. Since there are now TWO of you in this time, you gotta blend in. Buy yourself some new clothes. Something inconspicuous.
(Cut to Tranquility, now in a large poofy pink ballerina outfit, with her hair tied up in a bun, arriving at presumably Montana's house.)
Tranquility: *Static Noise* Tranquility to Lexi. Come in. Over.
Lexi: Lexi to Tranquility. I read you *Static Noise* over.
Tranquility: *Static Noise* Tranquility to Lexi. I like going *Static Noise* over.
Lexi: *SN* Lexi to Tranquility. *SN* Me too.
Both: *SN Infinity*
Tranquility: Monty's just arrived at the car shop. Which is pretty close to his house, actually.
Car Shop Owner: Here's the bill for your comedic accident. (Hands Montana a small piece of paper.)
(Cut to Montana with a jaw-dropping expression on his face.)
Montana: EIGHT DOLLARS?! Are you serious?! Oh, hey! Fifi! Might as well go pester her a bit!
ONE REPEATED MONTANA-BEING-A-DOUCHE-SEQUENCE LATER...
Montana: Someday you'll be my exotic pet! (Runs into 2047 Montana, sitting in his car.)
2047 Montana: How'd you like that day to come sooner?
1997 Montana: What the hell're you doin' in my car?
2047 Montana: Just get in, and I'll fill you in.
1997 Montana: Oh, I see... You just wanna put your finger inside me, huh?
2047 Montana: Come on, I'm your distant relative! When have relatives gotten into those situations?
*Beat*
(Cut to the two Montana's arriving at 1997 Monty's house.)
2047 Montana: See this? (Holds up the "2020s Film Timeline" magazine.) This magazine tells the future. All about the box office records starting from 1997, all the way to 2046.
1997 Montana: (Takes the book and stares at it for a couple seconds.) Yeah, right. And the Cat in the Hat will be played by Mike Myers. (Notices 2047 Montana holding up another magazine, displaying a negative review of 2003's "Cat In The Hat".) OK. You got me.
2047 Montana: Now, keep this safe, and go round up the Perfecto students, since they're the other closest things to villains in your show, and have a little gamble with them. Bet 'em that that "Titanic" flick will really knock every other movie, not just the ones from this year, outta the water at the Box Office. Keep it locked up! Keep it away from everyone! Especially any character who looks futuristic, but acts like she's from the 90s, and any surprisingly-attractive preteen coyote-skunk hybrid.
(Cut to the evening, where we see Montana taking his car out, then zoom in to Tranquility hiding in the open trunk.)
Tranquility: (On walkie-talkie.) Don't worry Lexi. I got this. The magazine's on Monty's dashboard. I'll get it when he gets to the dance. (Notices that he's just arrived at his destination.)
(Cut to Tranquility watching Montana emerge from the front and head for the Looniversity, then hopping out, and quietly tip-toing to the dashboard, before we then hear a loud ripping sound, immediately revealed to be Tranquility's ballerina skirt caught onto the back of the car.)
(Cut to Montana looking back to notice the skirt, with Tranquility nowhere to be seen, and a stand with ballerina outfits in the far distance. Cut to Montana shrugging, and going back to grab the magazine, much to the suspense of Tranquility, whose hand, by the way, was inexplicably morphed into that stand the whole time. Cut to Montana reading the magazine, until Dean Bunny walks up and grabs it.)
Bugs: Is dat alkee-hohl I smell?
Montana: ...... I dunno.
Bugs: Film History, eh? You got detention first ting in de mornin'. (Walks off with the magazine.)
(Cut to Tranquility quietly crawling down the lane, past a familiar Cadillac.)
1997 Fifi (Offscreen): Oh... Oh! OH! Mais oui, monsieur Le-Pew! I will be your, how you say, "volunteer" for your class for ze remainder of moi Junior-High life!
Past Tranquility (Also Offscreen): Oh! How'd you know I enjoy the attention of middle-aged-yet-still-handsome guys?
(Cut to Tranquility tip-toing just outside Bugs' office building, unaware that she's stepping in the "Acme Tar Pool: It Makes More Sense In Context!", until her feet are nearly five inches deep.)
(Cut to Bugs turning back quickly, to notice two pink ballet slippers in the tar pool, then a stand with other such footwear in the distance, before shrugging.)
(Cut to Tranquility emerging from the nearby Looniversity Pool, pulling her stand-hand back into it's original state, and walking up to the office.)
(Cut to Bugs in his office, at his desk, looking at various report cards of Babs Bunny, Shirley Loon, and Zelda Blackkat, all of whom have apparently gotten extra credit for "Exceeding Expectations In Reproduction Class", while we see Tranquility sneak in through the door, her eyes fixed on the magazine. Cut to Tranquility making it to the desk, and reaching for the book, until Bugs then turns back, prompting Tranquility to retract. Cut to Bugs taking the magazine, throwing it into the trash bin, and leaving for *insert reason here*. Cut to Tranquility frantically crawling to the trash bin, and grabbing the magazine, only to find a bunch of Eric Schwartz pin-ups inside, and realizing too late that it was just a 90s furry pin-up magazine with the film timeline dust cover.)
Tranquility: (On walkie-talkie.) Lex! Lex!
Lexi: Yello?
Tranquility: I blew it! Montana still has the magazine! I just got the cover!
Lexi: Where's Montana?
(Cut to Montana being punched by 1997 Serenity, who then helps 1997 Fifi up.)
Random Guy: Never mind. Apparently that was self-defense.
Well-Fit Male Otter: Hey, Fifi, is it?
Fifi: Oui?
WFMO: After the prom, you think we could...
(Cut to Tranquility approaching the unconscious Montana.)
Tranquility: Alright! Alright! Stand back! I know CPR!
(Cut to Montana awakening.)
Montana: HEY! (Gets punched by Tranquility, who then grabs the magazine.)
Random Guy: She took his wallet! Should we be shocked now?
Tranquility: I got it!
Lexi: Great! Meet me by the falsely-advertised DVD billboard!
Goon: Hey! There she is!
Goon #2: Let's get her for some reason!
(Cut to Tranquility racing away from the gang, into the school, where we then hear a loud ripping sound, and the gang comes upon a ripped pink leotard on the stairs. Cut to the gang racing up the stairs, then to Tranquility, now in the nude, hiding behind an extra curtain.)
(Cut to the gang noticing the past Tranquility on stage, singing "Baby".)
Goon #1: How'd she change clothes so fast?
Goon #3: I don't know. It's never answered in the source material, but get her!
(Cut to Tranquility behind the gang, with the walkie-talkie.)
Tranquility: Lexi! They're gonna jump me!
Lexi: Then get out!
Tranquility: No, they're gonna jump the me on stage playing the song from a 2010s expy (albiet less sucessfull) of Elvis!
Lexi: Then you gotta stop them, or there'll be a major paradox!
Tranquility: I know! You've been hammering it in since film 1!
(Cut to Tranquility atop the stage equipment above the band, untying the rope holding a bunch of sandbags conveniently hovering over the gang, until they fall and knock them out.)
Tranquility: Sucess, Lex!
Lexi: Well, THAT sure was essential to the plot! It sure wasn't there just to build suspense or anything!
Past Tranquility: Guess you're not ready for that yet. But your kids are... Never mind, even your kids won't like it.
To be continued...